My sad, but true, take on this... [b]//Connection//[/b] Went to the local produce stand to procure an organic spud-- only had colonic turnips. Connection is now literally and turnip-ly in the red and now wife won't allow me in the bed. [b]//Controlling Zones//[/b] Wife now controls all zones and this Guardian is down-- silence Shaxx, someday I'll get it right. [b]//Jam//[/b] I lost all reasons to jam due to zone forfeit-age. Now I'm only [i]"Jelly"[/i] of the wifey in the big, soft and warm bed. But I got turnips! [b]//Pants//[/b] The Misses that Hisses and Disses wears the pants-- so I never have had any on. Life is anything but(t) a breeze. [b]//Grab the heavy//[/b] [i]So bye, bye. Missed the heavy this time. Drove my Sparrow to the Heavy and the Heavy was dry. And this pants-less boy was left with a whimper and cry...Singin' this'll be the zone where I die...This'll be the zone where I die!!! [/i] [b]//Hygiene//[/b] The name's not Gene....but HELLO!!! :] [b]//Cats//[/b] They just make me miss my wifey and the warm bed. [b]//Your Super//[/b] THANK YOU!!! [i]Your[/i] not so bad yourself :P [b]//Yell//[/b] In the midnight hour, she cried [i]"no more, no more!"[/i] With a Rebel Yell, [i]"I need one zone, one more!!! One more, ONE MO-O-O-O-O-O-O-RE!!!"[/i] [b]//Use 1000 Yard Stare//[/b] 1000 yards directly through my soul, she did stare...and stare...and stare...[i]<using B , B to evade, does...not...work!!!>[/i] [b]//Correct baggage//[/b] Bags are all packed and I'm shufflin' my feet-- no turnip left behind. Gotta stay connected!!! Now everybody SING!!!!!!!!! [i]So bye, bye. Missed the heavy this time. Drove my Sparrow to the Heavy but the Heavy was dry. And this pants-less boy was left with a whimper and cry... Singin' this'll be the zone where I die... This'll be the zone where I die!!![/i] P.S. I Love You Wifey...