25 Reasons to nerf this sucker. I'm tired of losing gun fights with my primary snipers to this gun. If I left something out pls contribute your reason. Thanks.
1. Even noobs can get kills with it.
2. It shoots rubberbands... but really really hard at your enemies.
3. My friends stopped buying my modded controllers once they realized it fires on a hair trigger.
4. It boost your movement speed which is way OP. Don't believe me? 90.17% of players that win SRL races... you guessed it. Mida Multitool as primary.
5. This is a rumor but I kinda believe it.
Supposedly you get more fuel when you do tricks on your sparrow while it's equipped.
6. Toddlers and ppl who have speech problems have a hard time pronouncing it. Personally, I just call it "Meep Meep Boop Boop Meep" for short. Quick and easy. Rolls right off the tongue.
7. It's too accuarate. How do I know? Some 12 year old told me so with a hurtful message after I killed him in crucible w/ it.
So... meh, sounds like a reason to me.
8. YOU CAN MISS WITH IT... and still kill ppl.
9. When you run out of ammo you can switch to Field Scout and it gives you ammo. 100% confirmed to be true. I read this on reddit... must be true.
10. Its got 21 bullets in the magazine. Sure Field Scout got nerfed (used to raise mag capacity to 27)... but damn all that. 21 is so... so... odd.
I say remove 1 round. That should help this problem. At the very least it will help my ocd a bit.
11. It makes perks like Quick Draw obsolete. But then again... and after all the nerfs is there another reason to use Blade Dancer? NERF PLZ NOW!
12. It reloads too fast. Sometimes while I reload my other guns I like to grab a chip or take a sip of a drink. But with this inconsiderable crap I never have a chance until I die or the match ends. OP? Hell yeah.
13. It shoots rubberbands... but really really accurately at your enemies.
14. It's a stellar sextant.
15. It's compass points to treasure loot.
16. It makes my Knucklehead Radar obsolete and that makes me salty.
17. It smashes trolls.
18. Xur sells it AND it can drop at 310. OP?
You bet your avionics trawl it is.
19. It is camouflaged too well. The other day I went up against a Mida user and he one shotted me in my head while invisible. If you have the patience to use this weapon time and time again you will win gunfights.
Then again that weapon may not have been the Meep Meep Boop Boop Meep afterall. It was probably the 1000 Yard Stare.
20. It shoots rubberbands... but really really fast as your enemies.
21. Good players get kills with it even easier.
22. It can kill in FOUR HITS! Bet you didn't know that did you. Why? Cause landed head shots w/ this weapon deal... wait for it... a lot more damage.
23. Entrenching tool. NERF NOW PLS.
24. Earlier I was kicked from a raid group... ALL BECAUSE I WASN'T using it. Now that's when this weapon came to my attention. Something needs to be done about this.
25. List continues.
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1 ReplyI thoroughly enjoyed this post. Nice!
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2 RepliesEdited by LeViaThaN3-: 12/28/2015 5:17:56 AMThen they should nerf 1000 yard stare while they're at it right. Cuz some of the reasons on the list can be said about that sniper rifle
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We need some buffs to other weapons
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2 RepliesEdited by KenghisGahn: 12/28/2015 2:33:35 AMWhy are satire posts always so long.
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2 RepliesStellar sextant
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BUMP INDEFINITELY :) IF MIDA GETS NERFED I QUIT
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8/8 b8. And it made me chuckle.
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8 RepliesYou sir can screw off for contributing to terrible weapon ruining nerfs
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1 ReplyGr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8 no h8 m8
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1 ReplyGot a good laugh, and reading the comments of the poor fools who don't get satire is just icing on the cake!
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8 RepliesSee in year 1 no one complained about it and in year 2 they transfer all the same exact stats u would think that means no Nerf posts right [spoiler]wrong[/spoiler] Everyone uses it so that means it should be nerfed....no....soon it will just be an ordinary gun and everyone will be using different ones Don't ask to Nerf a gun just because everyone is using it and u get killed by it
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1 ReplyEdited by M4MK12: 12/27/2015 9:03:18 PMHow do I equip the rubber bands?
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3 RepliesIf noobs can get kills with this weapon it sounds like the perfect weapon for you.
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2 RepliesBungo pls nerf 2 op
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I agree with #10. There's also many other weapons that have strange numbers for the mag and I hate it lol.
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3 RepliesEdited by THE CHEESE SHOP: 12/27/2015 6:14:52 PMI use mine to spread peanut butter
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11 RepliesShut up with your stupid satire post already. Jeez.
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4 RepliesYawn.... Bore off crybaby.... Stop trying to destroy every single bit of individuality from the games weapons!!!
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1 ReplyGG this is great next you should do one for last word
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1 ReplyHehehe, well played
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1 ReplyLol people not even reading the post and tags. Nice satire
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1 ReplyI also heard that it can be used as a vibrater.
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Totally agree. Stupid thing makes my exotic drop rate increase. Can't grind as much anymore.
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#6 killed me
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1 ReplyNice You know its good bait when you make me want to barf or drown myself 0/0