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12/25/2015 4:39:13 PM
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Best way to answer telemarketers?
Well we all get those calls from those money whores, obviously nobody likes them but it's their job to call, well after all those years I figured what's the funniest way to answer them? Other than just hang up,
[spoiler]i better not hear the jim's White House one -_-[/spoiler]
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I once pretended i was an old lady when "my internet provider" called. I said I thought that my neighbor has been using my internet to power his house. I put the phone down to "go talk to my neighbor" and came back an hour later to see that the guy was still on the phone. Lmao
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1 ReplyPretend your a Chinese takeout place.[spoiler]wirks every time [/spoiler]
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I only get recordings
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Edited by Beefy: 1/13/2016 4:40:41 AMHello, this is the 'disappointment to my family' hotline, what did you do to be a disappointment?
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Buddy the elf what's your favorite color?
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"Please tell me you buried the prostitute."
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I just don't pick up any number I don't recognize.
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I'm not letting this die
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[b] [/b]
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"Nah fam"
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"Hello, Sheriffs Department"
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1 ReplyPut on the phone call scene from taken
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Act like your high, that is the way to go.
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I tend to lead them on a bit... Not in a mean way like saying I'll buy the product - I'm not [i]that[/i] much of an asshole... But the majority of those calls I get are about either ppi or saying I've had a car accident... I generally change my accent several times while talking and say incredibly detailed parts of the so called car crash... Like "oh yeah I remember now, sorry, I've still got a piece of the car lodged in my brain that doctors haven't yet managed to remove so it kind of messes with my... Ohh shiny thing..."
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4 RepliesHi you have called Jim's sperm bank! You jack it, we pack it! Press 1 for more info
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27 RepliesGrab a few friends via online chat or something and observe: One time I got a call from a marketer after repeatedly telling the same company to stop calling. I quickly called a few friends; one on skype and two next door. We prepped while I stalled the caller. Here is the scene: "Sure, tell me what it does." (Some silly cooking thing) She proceeds to explain what it does. Suddenly a friend breaks some plywood with a hammer (sound of door smashing) and begins yelling. My other friend grabbed his phone with a gun simulator, and hooked it into my speaker system. "Bullets" went flying. I started yelling, the woman on the other end began shouting, and the scene went on. A fully played out home invasion and murder later. The woman was still yelling, then hung up. Within 45 minutes, cops showed up to the house to us laughing inside. They were mad at the false alarm, but when I showed them my phone and the [b]25 calls from the company in 4 days[/b], they decided it was actually funny. Lol, they even said the audio was very convincing, and they left. 2 days later, I received a formal apology from the company's CEO and $25 for the trouble.
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6 RepliesTRAITOR
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Say "Uh huhhhhh" after every sentence
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imitate a automated answering machine
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12 RepliesGo ahead caller you're on the air
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Pretend to be a telemarketer
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1 ReplyI give the phone to my 2 year old, there you go son play phone. Lmao
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18 RepliesAs soon as you pick up, spoil the end of the new Star Wars for them.
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City Morgue, you stab em, we slab em.
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Simply say "999 (or 911) what's the emergency?"
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Tell them to hold on a sec and put phone down.
