Type ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for the guy that drives the attack helicopter
Edit: Please stop treating this like a joke
English
#Offtopic
-
2 RepliesTheir army is made up of moose. So unless you're a moose then I'd say nothing.
-
Gunner
-
Lol we don't have a military our new prime minister is too busy letting free loaders from the middle east in here. But you should join any that gets rid of them.
-
3 RepliesThe one that really doesdnt do anything oh wait thats their entire military
-
I live in America so I'm not too sure what your military is like but really dude it's completely up to you. You gotta do what feels right. I always wanted to fly jet planes in the Air Force but my eyes aren't too great so I can't really. :/
-
2 RepliesReally, Americans? Is it that difficult for you to discuss another country's military without bringing your own into it?
-
Suicide Squad. Oh wait, that's my role
-
They have one?
-
2 RepliesBorder security so that if trump is elected you can sneak me and my resistance members in and out of Canada
-
6 RepliesEdited by DoYouEvenSweg: 12/23/2015 7:33:51 PMCanada is a much smaller country than the U.S. We're not going to enlist our entire country just to match the U.S. Military. We just train our people much more effectively (at least from what I heard). Not to mention we have the longest unguarded border between any 2 countries (or something like that) why would we need an equal large military? Also I'd say airforce probably, depends on what the new PM decided about these jets.
-
18 RepliesAre you sure you meant "Military"? Maybe you meant the "Canadian Soory Forces" or the "Canadian Moose Racing Legue". Oooooor you could just go with what actually is, and depend on you U.S. For protection, while you all hide in your log cabins and apologize to everything. You are, after all, our 51st state. Any war that you people fought in is brought up like this: hey remember that one time in that tiny conflict where saying soory and surrendering didn't work?.... You fought in WW2 but I imagine you just followed the Americans and British around pretending to shoot your guns at the mass murdering Germans.
-
13 RepliesHaha good one. Canada doesn't have military forces. Haha just join those horse riding cops of yours. Haha think what it would be like if Canada did have a military. Haha they'd be like: We're seizing those nukes of yours! Then they would be like: No. Then Canada would be like: Ookey. Soory aboot that one pal, how aboot I give you a beer friend? Haha that would be sooo funny. Haha. Canada.
-
Maple branch
-
Snow Ops.
-
76 RepliesApparently the Americans like to mock our military. Cool, cool. I'd just like to remind them that their military was beaten by a bunch of untrained, poorly armed men in pyjamas during the Vietnam campaign. Good job America.
-
Canada doesn't have an army... [b]its Canada![/b]
-
AF all the way
-
Border is fun
-
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
-
Keep the Americans out of here.
-
The Weenie Hut Jr Division
-
2 RepliesNone, don't get killed
-
Mounty
-
The left one
-
Try paramilitary/mercenary organisations, they pay way better.
-
Whichever one allows you to be airborne and not a god damn leg! Airborne All The Way!