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12/22/2015 3:43:00 AM
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[b]The Hunter sits in the most accursed, evil part of the city. AKA the bar.
[i]Im bored![/i][/b]
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*A figure in a labcoat slumps over the bar, sipping an oddly dis-colored drink* "I hate this place."
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[i]Well, considering this is the place of most mischief in the city, I deserve to be here. You know who I am?[/i]
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"Nope. And I don't really care. But then again, it could be interesting. Lay on, MacDuff."
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Edited by Minerva2682: 12/23/2015 3:48:08 PM[i]Ahem, Ahem. I am a teleporting half god with many abilities and I can pretty much do everything I want. I am in servitude to Armageddon, but dont tell anyone that last part. Then id have to kill you. I am the Hunter[/i]
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"Nice to meet ya. Sounds like you lead quite the interesting life. The name's Valeyard, and I'm trying to get drunk."
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[i]Ooh, have you tried the special. Ive heard its strong. Of course, I make my own. Fit for gods. You want some? Its called the Ichor.[/i]
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"Sure. Even Evil Juice only gets me tingly." *He stares at his fingers* "And just barely...."
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[i]Well, here ya go. No charge.[/i] [b]The Hunter hands him a drink.[/b]
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*He takes it in one hand and downs the entire mug* "Ah.... Not bad. I'm starting to hallucinate."
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[i]Well? Strong enough. I dont drink myself. I just make the brew.[/i]
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"It will do for now. Since I am seeing unicorns spearing goblins on a field of candy canes I think this is decently good grog." *The man nods, then laughs, pointing at thin air* "Hah!!! That should teach him!! Ouch!!" *He grimaces suddenly* "Let me comment, that goblin shall no longer have children. Ever."
