There once was a Cabal
And his name was Pa'ul
He is very big
And his face looks like a pig
He used to be in a band
But now he just plays in the sand
He enjoys building a sand castle
Because music was such a hassle
Along came a Psion
Who is named Orion
He was a prick
And quite the dick
He picked on Pa'ul
The pig faced Cabal
Always calling him names
And tripping him during Skyburner games
On a really bad day for Pa'ul
He took quite the fall
He painfully broke his leg
On a tiny little Dreg
A flattened Dreg
Who used to sit on a keg
On the Dreg he found a shock pistol
With the name tag Crystal
He took Crystal
That flattened Dregs pistol
He limped to the Psion
Who was named Orion
He shot him in the head
And now he is dead
Pa'ul let out a loud cry
As a tear fell from his eye
Not sure if this one is any better. Follow me on twitter @chrissanders20
Edit: ive also made my first montage go check it out and tell me what you think.
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/182031838/0/0
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1 ReplyI literally have absolutely no idea why, but this is great lol.
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1 ReplyI like this.
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Next week a Thrall
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1 ReplyWHY PA'UL
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1 ReplyPa'ul. Nice going [b][i][u]PAUL[/u][/i][/b]
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1 ReplyTook a dark turn....
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1 ReplyEdited by BraveCole: 12/21/2015 1:26:37 PMMade me giggle. *hula hoops aggressively*
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1 ReplyThis is cool
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4 RepliesNew grimoire on raid boss?
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1 ReplyWas expecting a Paul walker joke. I'm disappointed
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2 RepliesEdited by Tâxx, Herald of the IRS: 12/22/2015 2:54:28 AMWe must kill pa'ul the cabal He killed gerd the dreg who liked to sit on kegs
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1 ReplyLol this one is great too. Poets corner in #Destiny.
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4 RepliesPerhaps when our mighty armies crush your Guardians and add your worlds to our Grand Interstellar Imperium, we will keep you around to produce more poetry for us. Or perhaps we will take you to our arena back on the homeworld and find some ferocious and gruesome-looking beasts to feed you to. - Valus Od'dish, Adjunct to the Cabal Imperium
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[quote]There once was a Cabal And his name was Pa'ul He is very big And his face looks like a pig He used to be in a band But now he just plays in the sand He enjoys building a sand castle Because music was such a hassle Along came a Psion Who is named Orion He was a prick And quite the dick He picked on Pa'ul The pig faced Cabal Always calling him names And tripping him during Skyburner games On a really bad day for Pa'ul He took quite the fall He painfully broke his leg On a tiny little Dreg A flattened Dreg Who used to sit on a keg On the Dreg he found a shock pistol With the name tag Crystal He took Crystal That flattened Dregs pistol He limped to the Psion Who was named Orion He shot him in the head And now he is dead Pa'ul let out a loud cry As a tear fell from his eye Not sure if this one is any better. Follow me on twitter @chrissanders20[/quote]
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Bump.
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1 ReplyHope this isn't about me!!!
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