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9/29/2009 3:52:51 AM
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Funniest Quote You Have Heard In ODST?
Heres a few of mine:
*Melees jackel with sniper*
Buck:"Oh yeah! wallow the barrel!"
Dutch: "Thats what she said!"
*kills grunt with fuel rod to face*
Dutch: "Eat it!"
Buck: "Thats what she said!"
Dying to a grunt...
Grunt: Im gonna take of his helmet, shat in it, and pee on his face!
[Edited on 09.28.2009 7:53 PM PDT]
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i killed a brute and a grunt said "they got the leader" i killed a grunt and another grunt said "he was my best friend"
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the one time i was playing as dare on firefight a suicide grunt came running at me saying "please enjoy my bright blue balls" i think that was the funniest thing i have ever heard on odst
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After many hammer kills, grunt says "Who does he think he is, Thor?"
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"I killed him in the face!" - Mickey "Enjoy these big blue balls!" - Grunt "Is that all you've bloody got?" Mickey (English accent)
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When The Rookie falls out of his Drop Pod. "Hmph!"
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Dutch:dear diary i just kicked a covenent ass and i think they are gonna regret it
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get killed by brute: Who's dead now? Not meee.
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The Death of a Hunter.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tuxthepenguin2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TehXRoflXWaffle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tuxthepenguin2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] S0me squirrel firefight. 2 grunts are wandering as one gets shot. grunt still alive: that must have hurt more than fisting without lube! [/quote] Yeah... that's sounds very unlikely... A brute once said something like "I have now found my dinner!"[/quote] Meh. Not really. ODTS's lines are more mature than halo 3's and all the other halo's.[/quote] I'm just saying it seems unlikely because it sounds like something a horny perverted 12 year old would say...[/quote] Nah. I believe its come up but, you believe what you want. Its your opinion :)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TehXRoflXWaffle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tuxthepenguin2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] S0me squirrel firefight. 2 grunts are wandering as one gets shot. grunt still alive: that must have hurt more than fisting without lube! [/quote] Yeah... that's sounds very unlikely... A brute once said something like "I have now found my dinner!"[/quote] Meh. Not really. ODTS's lines are more mature than halo 3's and all the other halo's.[/quote] I'm just saying it seems unlikely because it sounds like something a horny perverted 12 year old would say...
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Grunt- "Dont make me open up a can of whoop ass"
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Brute: "By the boiled milk of martha!" - I killed his squad in like 2 seconds. Grunt: "See, this is why we DON'T give the monster our ghosts..." - after at least 100 ghost kills on last exit.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tuxthepenguin2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] S0me squirrel firefight. 2 grunts are wandering as one gets shot. grunt still alive: that must have hurt more than fisting without lube! [/quote] Yeah... that's sounds very unlikely... A brute once said something like "I have now found my dinner!"[/quote] Meh. Not really. ODTS's lines are more mature than halo 3's and all the other halo's. [Edited on 09.28.2009 8:51 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] S0me squirrel firefight. 2 grunts are wandering as one gets shot. grunt still alive: that must have hurt more than fisting without lube! [/quote] Yeah... that's sounds very unlikely... A brute once said something like "I have now found my dinner!"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hiokami Johnson: "I can't hear you with my bullet in your mouth!"[/quote] I like that one :) I never use Johnson so I havent heard that yet.
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firefight. 2 grunts are wandering as one gets shot. grunt still alive: that must have hurt more than fisting without lube!
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*Buck shoots something in the face* Buck: "Nice catch! With your face."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bullet Storm This thread already happened today. Search bar please... [/quote] Normally I'd agree with you but, no offense to Bungie, the search bar on this site is pretty useless when doing forum searches. I actually gave up doing a search a minute ago as it wouldn't go through, and I've yet to be able to track down some older threads as the search results show individual posts as opposed to threads. But on topic I like the conversation a medic and a wounded marine have during Uplift Reserve Wounded Marine: It's a big zoo! Medic: Technically it's a corporate funded wildlife reserve. Marine: Semantics! This whole place is one big cage!! Medic: Marine, you're wounded you need to calm down. Marine: Except, we're the zebras! All fenced in and ready for the slaughter!!! Medic: And the covenant? What are they? Marine: They're the lions! RAAAAAWWWR!!! Medic: I think you've strained a metaphor. Marine: Oh God! Is that serious?!? Medic: Only if you keep this up.
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Johnson: "I can't hear you with my bullet in your mouth!"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bullet Storm Make that... [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=37365945&postRepeater1-p=1#37366044]Once[/url][url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=37382288&postRepeater1-p=1#37382564] and twice[/url][/quote] No body cares.
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Uplift Reserve conversation between 2 marines.
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Rookie-"i'm -blam!- and like to lick Chuck Norri's b@llz".........wait the rookie doesn't talk :( ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
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Grunt: I bet I CAN stick it!
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When you assassinate a brute, I swear I heard dutch say, "You just got shafted!" Thats what it sounded like to me. So I was all like wtf?
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Make that... [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=37365945&postRepeater1-p=1#37366044]Once[/url][url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=37382288&postRepeater1-p=1#37382564] and twice[/url]
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"Bullet meet head, head meet bullet."-Mickey
