Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. The other person cannot see this message] You: Im an incredibly sexy cowboy. You: With a big ass muctache. Stranger: lmfao Stranger: are you serious? You: ... Stranger: how old are you? You: I hang trinkets on it sometimes. You: 46. Stranger: oh wow. thats so attractive You: I know. You: *stretches* Stranger: im an incredibly sexy 15year old girl You: ... You: NOES You: I CANT GO BACK Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[url=http://www.bash.org/]Bash.org[/url] is a great website to visit.

Every girl in the internet is actually a guy.

lol Mr Fap

I love Omegle. Here's my favorite by me: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: horny? You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen, from dateline NBC. I run a show called 'to catch a predator'. You: Why dont u have a seat, right hear. You: Now. Stranger: um... You: NOW Stranger: What?? You: There are police waiting outside. You: Logging the conversation... You: IP address added to database... You: You are now a sex offender. You: Hows it feel? Stranger: No Stranger: I'm not on a computer You: So, what are you doing here? You: Theres a cat running around.... You: So, you want the girl to do some sort of sex act with the cat... You: And then you have sex with her? Stranger: What are you talking about You: wtf? You: freak Stranger: Hahahaha this is such a joke Stranger: Nice tru Stranger: Try* You: pedo. You: PEDO IN THE MEADOW You: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN Stranger: yah ok retard... You: If I was a retard, I would be in an underaged girls house right now. You: With my pants down. You: Sausage out. You: POLISH SAUSAGE THAT IS You: As in, on a grill. Stranger: What the fuc-blam!- haha you are amusing You: Pervert. Stranger: Me? I woulnt be talking You: I bet you think girls and cats are amusing too. You: IN BED Stranger: wouldn't* Stranger: ok You: What, you think im a pervert? you started the convo with 'horny'. You: Go ahead, look. You: DO IT -blam!- Stranger: So Stranger: Sooo?? You: Look out your window. You: There are police and aliens outside. Stranger: No Stranger: I do not hear them You: The police are going to -blam!- you, and the aliens are going to arrest you. You: No, wait. You: I messed that up. Stranger: Yayy! Stranger: Yes you did You: The aliens will -blam!- you, the cops will arrest you. You: There, that's better. Stranger: Good!! You: Wait, I have a question. Stranger: What do you want You: DO U HAV BATTLETOADZ PHOR WEE? You: :D You: :P You: XD You: DX Stranger: Whattttt??? You: :/ You: 8==============================================================================================================================> You: Thats me. You: 8> You: thats u You: hahahahhahahahhahahha Stranger: Do you enjoy talking to yourself? And i'm a girl Stranger: So I don't have a dick You: ANyway, what's your name? Mine's Chris Hansen. You: I run a show called, to catch a predator. You: I have short term memory loss. Stranger: awsome You: My name's Chris Hansen. You: I run a show called 'to catch a predator'. Stranger: Cool Stranger: Great You: Why don't you have a seat? You: Right there. You: There, You: NOW Stranger: Have a seat where? You: DO IT -blam!- Stranger: Whereeee You: IN THAT POOOOLICE CAR You: PEDO Stranger: WHICH ONE You: MINE, -blam!- You: DONT YELL AT ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Stranger: I don't seeeee yours! You: ITS THE ONE WITH FLASHING LITES You: AND ITS WHITE Stranger: I DONT SEeee You: AND PIIIIINK Stranger: Where is it?!!!! Stranger: You're borong Stranger: Hahahahahahaha Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro99 OP got trolled by /b/ [/quote] Damn right, I love those threads.

He's a /b/tard you idiot. Yeah, I know, Rule 1 and 2.

You realize that the stranger just typed that in the beginning, right? Just to mess with people, right?

OP got trolled by /b/