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12/18/2015 12:45:15 PM
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Warlocks are so horny!?!

I swear almost every Warlock helmet has a horn on it! The only time I like my Warlock horny is when he's with Ikora... Alone... Because she likes horny Warlocks, 'the more horns the smarter' she says. She especially likes it when a Warlock is as hard as Titan armour, 'better experience in the... field' she says. A popular quote by Ikora is 'Hunters are Pussies and Pussies are like Hunters. Whenever they want something, they will get it, they always want to be the stronger ones, yet they are easy to penetrate.' My Warlock went to Xûr tonight, but didn't need to buy anything, he already had his Hard Light on, along with his Horny armour. When My Warlock and Ikora were in a room alone all you could see were white projectiles coming out of that hard black object that My Warlock owned, he seemed very attached to it. They are still doing it at this very moment... Feeling that space luvin... [i][b]Cue erotic version of Star Wars theme[/b][/i] [spoiler]hint to what will probably happen when they finish, Hunters always get demolished[/spoiler] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [spoiler]no hate towards Hunters btw. I will spoil the plot of Star Wars to anyone that is even slightly salty...[/spoiler]

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