[quote]Who needs a weapon when everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS THAT WILL LET YOU HIT INVISIBLE BARRIERS SO HARD THEY BECOME INVISIBLE DOORS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS WHILE RIDING A FLAMING MOTORCYCLE BACKWARDS ACROSS THE LONGEST TIGHTROPE IN THE WORLD! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU AND HAVE YOU SIGN A RESTRAINING ORDER BECAUSE SHE FEARS YOU WILL KNEE HER FACE SO HARD THE ONLY PLASTIC SURGERY SHE CAN GET WILL BE THE LENNY FACE! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE STORMCALLERS! SHOWING THEM WHO REALLY BRINGS THE THUNDER! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE SUNBREAKERS BREAKING THEIR TOY HAMMERS! YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY PANIC SHOTGUN BLASTS, PRECISE SNIPER HEADSHOTS AND WELL TIMED FUSION RIFLE SHOTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM OR A SUNBREAKER BEFORE HE SHOVES HIS HAMMERS INTO YOUR TEAMMATES RECTAL CAVITIES! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! YOU WILL DESTROY ANY OTHER WARLOCKS WHO THINK THEY ARE SAFE WITH THEIR SHIELD OF FLAME THAT WILL BE SHATTERED WITH YOUR KNEE'S OF LIGHTNING! AS THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS FADE LIKE SPARKS UPON THEIR BURNING CORPSE YOU WILL CHASE DOWN THE SHADE-STEPPING HUNTER WHO DIDN'T BOTHER TO SAVE HIS FRIEND FROM YOU KNEE'S OF DOOM SHOWING HIM WHO'S STEPPING OVER WHO. -LORD SHAXX OR MR. TORGUE Sorry to they guy who originally posted this I felt as though it should have been replied to this post, so I copy and pasted it. I also added some things like the new subclass mentions since this hadn't been updated after the taken king yet[/quote]

China called [spoiler]they want their wall back[/spoiler]

[quote]Who needs a weapon when everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS THAT WILL LET YOU HIT INVISIBLE BARRIERS SO HARD THEY BECOME INVISIBLE DOORS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS WHILE RIDING A FLAMING MOTORCYCLE BACKWARDS ACROSS THE LONGEST TIGHTROPE IN THE WORLD! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU AND HAVE YOU SIGN A RESTRAINING ORDER BECAUSE SHE FEARS YOU WILL KNEE HER FACE SO HARD THE ONLY PLASTIC SURGERY SHE CAN GET WILL BE THE LENNY FACE! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE STORMCALLERS! SHOWING THEM WHO REALLY BRINGS THE THUNDER! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE SUNBREAKERS BREAKING THEIR TOY HAMMERS! YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY PANIC SHOTGUN BLASTS, PRECISE SNIPER HEADSHOTS AND WELL TIMED FUSION RIFLE SHOTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM OR A SUNBREAKER BEFORE HE SHOVES HIS HAMMERS INTO YOUR TEAMMATES RECTAL CAVITIES! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! YOU WILL DESTROY ANY OTHER WARLOCKS WHO THINK THEY ARE SAFE WITH THEIR SHIELD OF FLAME THAT WILL BE SHATTERED WITH YOUR KNEE'S OF LIGHTNING! AS THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS FADE LIKE SPARKS UPON THEIR BURNING CORPSE YOU WILL CHASE DOWN THE SHADE-STEPPING HUNTER WHO DIDN'T BOTHER TO SAVE HIS FRIEND FROM YOU KNEE'S OF DOOM SHOWING HIM WHO'S STEPPING OVER WHO. -LORD SHAXX OR MR. TORGUE Sorry to they guy who originally posted this I felt as though it should have been replied to this post, so I copy and pasted it. I also added some things like the new subclass mentions since this hadn't been updated after the taken king yet[/quote]

[quote]Who needs a weapon when everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS THAT WILL LET YOU HIT INVISIBLE BARRIERS SO HARD THEY BECOME INVISIBLE DOORS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS WHILE RIDING A FLAMING MOTORCYCLE BACKWARDS ACROSS THE LONGEST TIGHTROPE IN THE WORLD! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU AND HAVE YOU SIGN A RESTRAINING ORDER BECAUSE SHE FEARS YOU WILL KNEE HER FACE SO HARD THE ONLY PLASTIC SURGERY SHE CAN GET WILL BE THE LENNY FACE! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE STORMCALLERS! SHOWING THEM WHO REALLY BRINGS THE THUNDER! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE SUNBREAKERS BREAKING THEIR TOY HAMMERS! YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY PANIC SHOTGUN BLASTS, PRECISE SNIPER HEADSHOTS AND WELL TIMED FUSION RIFLE SHOTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM OR A SUNBREAKER BEFORE HE SHOVES HIS HAMMERS INTO YOUR TEAMMATES RECTAL CAVITIES! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! YOU WILL DESTROY ANY OTHER WARLOCKS WHO THINK THEY ARE SAFE WITH THEIR SHIELD OF FLAME THAT WILL BE SHATTERED WITH YOUR KNEE'S OF LIGHTNING! AS THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS FADE LIKE SPARKS UPON THEIR BURNING CORPSE YOU WILL CHASE DOWN THE SHADE-STEPPING HUNTER WHO DIDN'T BOTHER TO SAVE HIS FRIEND FROM YOU KNEE'S OF DOOM SHOWING HIM WHO'S STEPPING OVER WHO. -LORD SHAXX OR MR. TORGUE Sorry to they guy who originally posted this I felt as though it should have been replied to this post, so I copy and pasted it. I also added some things like the new subclass mentions since this hadn't been updated after the taken king yet[/quote]

Who needs a weapon when everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS THAT WILL LET YOU HIT INVISIBLE BARRIERS SO HARD THEY BECOME INVISIBLE DOORS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS WHILE RIDING A FLAMING MOTORCYCLE BACKWARDS ACROSS THE LONGEST TIGHTROPE IN THE WORLD! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU AND HAVE YOU SIGN A RESTRAINING ORDER BECAUSE SHE FEARS YOU WILL KNEE HER FACE SO HARD THE ONLY PLASTIC SURGERY SHE CAN GET WILL BE THE LENNY FACE! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE STORMCALLERS! SHOWING THEM WHO REALLY BRINGS THE THUNDER! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE SUNBREAKERS BREAKING THEIR TOY HAMMERS! YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY PANIC SHOTGUN BLASTS, PRECISE SNIPER HEADSHOTS AND WELL TIMED FUSION RIFLE SHOTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM OR A SUNBREAKER BEFORE HE SHOVES HIS HAMMERS INTO YOUR TEAMMATES RECTAL CAVITIES! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! YOU WILL DESTROY ANY OTHER WARLOCKS WHO THINK THEY ARE SAFE WITH THEIR SHIELD OF FLAME THAT WILL BE SHATTERED WITH YOUR KNEE'S OF LIGHTNING! AS THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS FADE LIKE SPARKS UPON THEIR BURNING CORPSE YOU WILL CHASE DOWN THE SHADE-STEPPING HUNTER WHO DIDN'T BOTHER TO SAVE HIS FRIEND FROM YOU KNEE'S OF DOOM SHOWING HIM WHO'S STEPPING OVER WHO. -LORD SHAXX OR MR. TORGUE