[quote]For all other Tower High posts, you can find them linked on the [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/176176926/0/0]Overview Post[/url].[/quote] [i]Sunny is sitting in Principal Variks' office after being called down from Cryptology.[/i] [b]Sunny[/b]: .......... [b]Variks[/b]: ........ [b]Sunny[/b]: ......ummm..... [b]Variks[/b]: You blew up the storage room [b]Sunny[/b]: Riiiight, about that... [b]Variks[/b]: The janitor was cleaning all day long after a pyromaniac in 11th grade destroyed it, yesss? [b]Sunny[/b]: I resent that accusation. [b]Variks[/b]: Oh? [b]Sunny[/b]: I only PARTIALLY destroyed the storage room. [b]Variks[/b]: Either way, there were two students who heard you from outside in the hallway. They decided to listen in on what you were doing, and they were caught on fire in the collateral damage. [b]Sunny[/b]: Spawn campers. Got what they deserved. [b]Variks[/b]: One girl's hair was lit on fire, Sunny! [b]Sunny[/b]: Oh please, those highlights were totally NOT her color. Besides, I wasn't even there. [b]Variks[/b]: "Wasn't even there"? So the situation just magically changed, then? [b]Sunny[/b]: She could've yelled something. [b]Variks[/b]: WHAT could she have possibly said that would make a difference?! [b]Sunny[/b]: OP plz nerf? [b]Variks[/b]: Sunny, you did not even help, yessss? 2 more months before her hair will grow back! [b]Sunny[/b]: Wait a minute, is she bald? [b]Variks[/b]: ......maybe. [i]They quietly look at each other.[/i] [b]Sunny[/b]: ........How bald? [b]Variks[/b]: Very. [b]Sunny[/b]: Bald enough that if she put on a sweater, she'd look like a roll-on deodorant? [b]Variks[/b]: Sunny, I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. [i]Variks hands him a picture of the girl.[/i] [i]Sunny starts cracking up.[/i] [b]Variks[/b]: What? [b]Sunny[/b]: She looks like Zavala. [b]Variks[/b]: Sunny. [b]Sunny[/b]: Hey, I'm sorry! Look, even when her hair was on fire, there was nothing I could do. Alright? [b]Variks[/b]: We found a water bottle in your backpack. [b]Sunny[/b]: Yeah, but I drank it. [b]Variks[/b]: Why?! [b]Sunny[/b]: I was parched. Duh. [b]Variks[/b]: You thought your throat needed more attention than a girl on fire?! [b]Sunny[/b]: Well when you put it like that, it just sounds mean. [b]Variks[/b]: Enough! I will be assigning you to detention on Saturday. [b]Sunny[/b]: WHAT?! But me and everyone else were gonna do some sparrow racing! [b]Variks[/b]: You should have thought about that before you decided to vent your derelict thoughts. This is behavior I'd normally give a suspension for, but considering you and your team's recent Trials victory, I decided to be somewhat lenient. [b]Sunny[/b]: Ugh.... [i]The Sunsinger lets out a long sigh, slouching back into his chair.[/i] [b]Sunny[/b]: Which teacher is it? [i]Variks doesn't respond.[/i] [b]Sunny[/b]: Well? Who is it? [b]Variks[/b]: ....Zavala. [i]Sunny's eyes widen.[/i] [b]Sunny[/b]: Oh god. [b][i]-------------------------[/i][/b] Hey guys! This is another episode I'm using to, once again, vent some comedy I was thinking about earlier. I'm gonna continue it in The Detention episode on Wednesday (The Brunch Club), so that should be pretty fun. You'll see some other troublemakers there as well...