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12/13/2015 2:42:15 PM
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When Chuck Norris plays Destiny he....
Gets three top 3 finishes in one SRL race.
Anyone?
English
#Destiny
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6 Replies........makes the Destiny servers contact him.
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the fallen was called the standing before they met chuck norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Tess Everis left and returned as someone else.
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Edited by SilasDarko: 12/14/2015 9:40:47 PMChuck Norris' melee is a Roundhouse kick [spoiler]Beneath his beard is a Year 2 Gally[/spoiler]
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Drops his hammers.....enough said. the end.
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2 RepliesChuck Norris used Fist of Havoc on Virtigo, it took Bungie a month to rebuild it. Chuck Norris didn't agree with the 7% buff to auto rifles, we all know how that turned out....
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Chuck Norris would just throw this halve finished game in the bin and then go and whoop bungies and activisions asses.
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Post-game credits roll after character creation.
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2 RepliesEdited by Ashikon: 12/14/2015 3:08:00 AMMade Luke Smith threw money at [i]his[/i] screen.
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Xurs will belongs to Chuck Norris
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When chuck Norris yells omnigul goes quiet.
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2 RepliesI would kill for Chuck Norris Delta Force (Emblem/Shader/Armor/Gun) Destiny edition...
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A Hunter complained for a nerf on Chuck Norris... no other Hunter asked for his nerf again.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris couldn't beat the first level of destiny [spoiler]there was nothing for the ghost to revive[/spoiler]
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Edited by AutumnKill: 12/14/2015 3:10:54 PMThe whole map turns when Chuck Norris uses the side boost instead of his sparrow moving to the side. When ever Chuck Norris goes through a gate for a speed boost, he gets off his sparrow and carries it on his back while he runs.
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2 RepliesHis fusion rifles have no charge rate and fire in full auto.
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Chuck Norris plays Destiny on a Sega Saturn.
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Chuck norris plays destiny and oryx rebuilds earth and goes home
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3 RepliesWhen Chuck Norris bangs all the chicks in Destiny he's always on top... because Chuck Norris never f*uck$ up!
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Makes sure Xur's has his money.
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Gets unbreakable with out killing anyone
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Chuck Norris got a year 2 330 attack Gjallarhorn when he turned in a white helmet engram to Banshee-44 in the Reef.
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He camps the snipers.
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Edited by bopeep1876: 12/14/2015 8:14:25 PMWhen Chuck Norris entered the Oryx fight from the back of the room Oryx immediately detonated all light eaters and gave him the loot off of his back. "The original no knight strategy."
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The speaker tells him about the war and the collapse [spoiler]Then Chuck apologizes for the trouble he accidentally caused[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhen Ma'aul saw Chuck Noris, he advanced in the other direction.
