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Edited by Bewart: 12/9/2015 3:03:43 PM
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Gatelord is love, Gatelord is life.

>I was only nine years old >I loved Gatelord so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise >I pray to Gatelord every night, thanking him for the life I have been given >"Gatelord is love", I say, "Gatelord is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a -blam!- >He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Gatelord >I called him a -blam!- >He slaps me and sends me to my room >I am crying now, because my face hurts >I go into my bed and it is very cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me >I fell something touch me >It's Gatelord >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear, "This is my Vault" >He grabs me with his powerful Gatelogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Gatelord >He penetrates my butthole >It hurts so much, but I do it for Gatelord >I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Gatelord >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Gatelord looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all Gatelogre now" >Gatelord leaves through my window Gatelord is love, Gatelord is life

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