So I met this girl from work who is absolutely incredible. She's funny, smart, absolutely gorgeous, classy...and she even plays Destiny. She's the perfect package. Potential wife material.
The only problem is that she has no arms. It's like Mr. Clean quit his day job just so he could pose as nubs for her at the end. The only thing they'd be handy for would be a peg leg for a Pirate.
Normally, I'm not against dating women with half their dexterity, but she's crazily addicted to Destiny. It's interfering with my life due to the fact that I have to always be by her side because she can't move the controller. I just sit there holding it for her while she smashes her face into the buttons. It's even worse when she eats while she plays. My arms have gotten so tired that I even created a pulley with a bowl of food at the bottom just so she can bob for it.
Last night she was mashing the controller so furiously with her face that I actually thought I could use her as a jackhammer.
I don't know if I can handle it anymore.
I'd appreciate if if you guys could lend a hand..or two.
[spoiler]Based on a true story. [/spoiler]
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