1) Don't play Destiny. Come on here instead and whine about it. 2) Bash other people for liking Destiny and comment "Destiny is dead." 3) Have a low k/d and and complain PvP sucks. 4) Have a low grimoire and complain the game sucks. 5) Everyone is a scrub but you. 6) Make a post obviously meant to catch salt and once you're little heart can't take it, make a edit saying "Lol bring on the salt. It doesn't affect me." 7) H4v3 gud gr4mm3r 8) Never help anyone with anything. 9) Everyone must know you've quit Destiny. This has to be exclaimed really loud. 10) Be good at math. 11) Everyone is an expert on everything. [u]Rules 12-20[/u]: [spoiler][i]RoseScythe[/i]: 12) Instead of replying to any of the 9 identical threads on the current trending topic, start a 10th. [i]ragonzales[/i]: 13) When all else fails, fap. [i]Adliger Adler[/i]: 14) Everything is a crutch. [i]M4ckenzieG[/i]: 15) Nerf everything. [i]JoeDFitz77[/i]: 16) When you cannot argue back constructively, look up the posters profile and attack their grimoire, k/d, weapon choice etc. [i]Fryve678[/i]: 17) Update your post with how many replies you have and if it's trending. No matter what. [i]MilitantCarp[/i]: 18) Mute everyone who makes you upset. [i]Chocolate Milk[/i]: 19) When you make a terrible post cover it up and say it's b8. [i]StuffingPilot[/i]: 20) If you spell something wrong, your point is wrong.[/spoiler] [u]Rules 21-30[/u]: [spoiler][i]ATCcowboys[/i]: 21) You cannot play more than one game at a time. Every game that releases will kill Destiny. [i]CrimzonReaper[/i]: 22) Streamer's and Youtuber's words is law. If they say something is crap, then it must be, cause they know all. [i]VampireSniper97[/i]: 23) You have to hate anyone who mains the Hunter class. [i]Hulkksmash[/i]: 24) NERF SUNBREAKER ALREADY!!! [i]VarkusTheSilent[/i]: 25) OP [i][b]IS[/b][/i] fgt. [i]XDVarkenkor[/i]: 26) The only acceptable critical adjectives are 'horrible', 'lazy', 'greedy', and 'ignorant'. Minimise your vocabulary accordingly. [i]Lunchbond[/i]: 27) git gud [i]Wolf Tyler 34[/i]: 28) If you die, its never your fault. [i]TheGreatNike[/i]: 29) Expect me. [i]hugeface03[/i]: 30) Someone is an idiot if they give constructive feedback.[/spoiler] [u]Rules 31-40[/u]: [spoiler][i]Srg Deano[/i]: 31) Everything Bungie does is a conspiracy. [i]TouchyBillyHaze[/i]: 32) If you're going to start a poll, make sure it's biased. [i]NightMist[/i]: 33) Always care enough to say that you don't care. [i]The Internet[/i]: 34) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [i]Din[/i]: 35) Whenever there is a patch, complain about the nerfs and completely ignore all the buffs. [i]TURBOGERMAN[/i]: 36) Whine about something you miss from Y1. Then, when Bungie gives it back, call them lazy and stupid. [i]TheGreatNike[/i]: 36) Expect me again. [i]Sermakon[/i]: 37) Have no idea what rules are. [i]Xylar[/i]: 38) [url=https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ]This[/url] [i]Dukenmanson[/i]: 39) Everyone has an opinion. Except for people who disagree. They suck and you hate them. [i]Dog Of War[/i]: 40) You could make a better video game than Destiny, even though you don't know a damn thing about making video games.[/spoiler] Feel free to comment any rules I have missed and I may add them to the list. If you see anyone posting worthwhile threads, educated comments, and structured material, they are being a good forum poster and are Violating the Forum Rules. Send them a link to this thread so they may educate themselves and be met with Pirate justice.