This was amazing. I guess you are already halfway to your dreams, considering your lack of pants [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]

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[quote][i]Dear Phogoth...[/i] I know it's been awhile. Too long, in fact. Each day [b][i]I grow more sullen[/i][/b], and I've only recently came to terms with [b][i]that which is causing my sorrow.[/i][/b] [b]It's you, [i]baby.[/i][/b] I know, I know. Baby [i]Phopho[/i] grew up to be [i]Big Papa P.[/i] What was once just a small wart on your face has blossomed into a [b]hemorrhoidal fruit of passion and death.[/b] Your wee-tiny ogre legs are now [b]delicious tools of the architects.[/b] And those abs? [b][i]Forget about it![/i][/b] You don't need to impress me. I've been awestruck ever since you courageously broke out of those chains to [b]greet me.[/b] ....[i]what I wouldn't give to be those chains...[/i] Ghost is a liar. I [b][i]do[/i][/b] want to know what they're keeping down [i][b]there.[/b][/i] I don't need to be on Venus to form a spire. Phogoth, I know you can't properly communicate your love to me. Your ogre mouth just doesn't allow for such benevolence. And yet, [b][i]my heart wanes not.[/i][/b] I've got plans...[b][i]big plans[/i][/b] for you and me! We'll settle down somewhere in a nice wooden cottage. I'll acquire [b]guardian corpses[/b] for you to write messages to me in the moon sand with. [b][i]I will ride you around patrol like Sea Biscuit.[/i][/b] If I had a dollar for [b]every time[/b] some idiot told me love between guardians and ogres was wrong, I could afford enough weapon parts to rank up [i]Dead Orbit.[/i] In closing, dearest [b]Big Papa P,[/b] [i]I will be on you like a [b]hobo on a hot ham and cheese.[/b][/i] [spoiler]...once you're back in the nightfall rotation.[/spoiler][/quote]

That was epic in a...weird way haha. Keep it up, will definitely read again.

i miss the old strikes............. :(

Couldn't help it [Phogoth] I spit void to ya face, burnin like mace, chains on my arms 'll put you in your place, I got waves of hive, explodin' thrall dives, and a crew of knights causing Guardian revives, wizards got my back, this bullet sponge don't lack, I'll take your light, and tea-bag you with my sack. I'm Phogoth - Bitch, you know I'm ballin' rich, I'm drapped in chains, blinging in this ditch. I know about your cheese, you beggin' Phogoth please, hidin' in your room, shrieker bring ya to yo' knees, You might try the rock, where all you hoes flock, but those knights above... we got this on lock. [ Xyor ] I'm Xyor bitch, the hellmouth queen, can't get married, I'm just too -blam!-ing mean, I'll chase you down, you can't hide from me, you be beggin for help, for the Thorn Bounty. I got a crew o' hoes, arcin' down yo doors, Xyor The Unwed, dropping bodies to the floors. [ Phogoth ] So don't forget the name, it'll be your shame, I'm tower renouned, you know I got the fame, and a million thralls, that answer all my calls, and attack the corpses, of the gaurdian's that fall, So upgrade your gear, I got nothing to fear, I'm Phogoth The Untamed, Last name you'll hear.

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[quote][b][i]I grow more sullen[/i][/b] [b][i]that which is causing my sorrow.[/i][/b] [b]It's you, [i]baby.[/i][/b] [b]hemorrhoidal fruit of passion and death.[/b] [b]delicious tools of the architects.[/b] [b][i]Forget about it![/i][/b][b]greet me.[/b] [b][i]do[/i][/b] [i][b]there.[/b][/i] [b][i]my heart wanes not.[/i][/b] [b][i]big plans[/i][/b] [b]guardian corpses[/b] [b][i]I will ride you around patrol like Sea Biscuit.[/i][/b] [b]every time[/b] [b]Big Papa P,[/b] [b]hobo on a hot ham and cheese.[/b][/quote] o_O?

I really miss Brogoth. I'd be done in like 5min, fastest strike ever.

Phogoth makes me wet.

that brought a tear to my eye.

Ha