[b][u]Previously, on Tower High:[/u][/b]
[spoiler][quote][i]*Voidwalker get's pushed into the counter and knocks over the deep frier*[/i]
[i]*hot oil spills onto Eris' face*[/i]
[b]Eris[/b]: FINGERCHIPS ON THE SURFACE OF MY MIND!
[i]*Striker and Voidwalker are rolling around on the floor in a rumble*[/i]
[i]*Cayde is on the floor in the background laughing at Eris*[/i]
[b]Bladedancer[/b] [i](across the room)[/i]: FOOD FIGHT!!![/quote][/spoiler]
[i]*The guardians immediately disperse into groups of classes.*[/i]
[i]*The warlocks all stock up on ingredients from the salad bar*[/i]
[i]*Sunsinger is lighting tomatoes on fire and throwing them left and right, laughing like a maniac*[/i]
[b]Sunsinger[/b]: Praise the sun, bitches! Praise the sun!
[i]*Stormcaller is throwing lightning-induced forks*[/i]
[b]Stormcaller[/b]: Reduce, reuse, recycle. NOW DIEEEE!!!!
[i]*The hunters immediately run for the condiments*[/i]
[b]Nightstalker[/b]: Quick, Blades! Hand me that mayo bottle!
[b]Bladedancer[/b] [i](winking at Nightstalker)[/i]: Hehe, I'll give you more than the bottle if you want-
[i]*Crota tackles Bladedancer to the other end of the room, smashing him into the wall*[/i]
[i]*Meanwhile, the Titans run for the sandwich bar*[/i]
[b]Sunbreaker[/b]: Who needs hammers when you've got MEAT?
[i]*Grabs clumps of ground beef and begins pelting them at other guardians*[/i]
[i]*Gets hit by a crouton*[/i]
[b]Sunbreaker[/b] [i](falling to the ground)[/i]: I'm hit! Defender, quick! Use your bubble!
[i]*Defender sits on the ground, stuffing his face with pizza*[/i]
[b]Sunbreaker[/b]: DEFENDURRR!!!
[i]*Crota is slapping Bladedancer in the face with a grilled cheese*[/i]
[b]Crota[/b]: See? How do you like it? HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, MOTHERF*CKER?!
[i]*Oryx taps Skolas on the shoulder*[/i]
[b]Oryx[/b] [i](winking)[/i]: That right there? That's my son.
[i]*Skolas pats him on the back*[/i]
[b]Striker[/b]: Get rekt, Purple-Nurple!
[i]*Striker punches Nightstalker and takes her ketchup bottle, squirting it at Voidwalker.*[/i]
[b]Striker[/b]: Take this you floofing little shit!
[b]Voidwalker[/b] [i](dodging the stream of paste)[/i]: You first, asshole!
[i]*Voidwalker throws a Nova Bomb at Striker, who uses her Fist of Havoc*[/i]
[b]Cayde[/b]: Everyone, under the tables! Now!
[i]*The students all slide under the tables, taking cover.*[/i]
[i]*Striker's fist and the glowing purple orb collide, sending a wave of energy outward across the cafeteria.*[/i]
[b]Defender[/b] [i](looking at the light show)[/i]: Oooh! Pretty colors!
[i]*The lights flicker out, all the machinery turns off, and the windows explode in flurries of glass. When all quiets down, the students peek their heads up to see if it's safe.*[/i]
[i]*Shortly after, they slowly climb out, laughing and gabbing about the destruction.*[/i]
[b]Defender[/b] [i](giggling as he makes snow angels in the piles of food)[/i]: It's a Christmas miracle!
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[quote] [i]*Crota is slapping Bladedancer in the face with a grilled cheese*[/i] [b]Crota[/b]: See? How do you like it? HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, MOTHERF*CKER?! [/quote] This made my day.
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Where is Xur? I can't find him.
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That cheese joke, tho
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This needs to be an animated tv show.
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I died when Crota slapped cheese on the bladedancer! LOL Crota and his cheese
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I think you just called blade dancers gay >.> I totally approve of this message!
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Is the defender retarded
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Crota and his grilled cheese
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The defender was awesome.
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[quote][i]*Crota is slapping Bladedancer in the face with a grilled cheese*[/i] [b]Crota[/b]: See? How do you like it? HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, MOTHERF*CKER?![quote] I died x)
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I guess I am too old for this. But this isn't very interesting. You threw away the nice idea of young guardians by having the enemies as just side characters that seem to act good. And I just don't like the sense of humour.
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You need to be paid for this
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Edited by My leg pain: 12/1/2015 5:40:09 AM[quote] [b]Bladedancer[/b] [i](winking at Nightstalker)[/i]: Hehe, I'll give you more than the bottle if you want- [/quote] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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[quote][b]Bladedancer[/b] [i](winking at Nightstalker)[/i]: Hehe, I'll give you more than the bottle if you want-[/quote] You tried, buddy.
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Are oryx and skolas teachers?
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Yes please more.
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Encore. I espically like the part where Crota slaps the bladedancer with a grilled cheese and says That's how I feel mother -blam!-er And when oryx says, that's my son And Eris saying FINGERTIPS ON THE SURFACE OF MY MIND
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I need more of these in my life. Excellent work dood
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Great stuff man. Keep it up!
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"That right there? That's my son." Hilarious
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Finally oryx can be happy with his son for doing something good
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An Engram Full Of Bees
open me. - 6/11/2024 4:02:23 PM
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Someone please get this fool a dictionary
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this is the beat
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Edited by CopicX: 11/30/2015 5:09:35 PMNow if they were all grown up...... This would be your typical Crucible match