This isn't mine, credit to veloxiraptor on Reddit for creating this.
A is for Atheon, boss of the Vault.
B is for Bungie, who's ALWAYS at fault.
C is for Crota, and ENRAGE IS NEAR!
D is for Destiny, are players still here?
E is for Eris, her warnings so dire.
F is for First Curse, takes years to fire.
G is for Grimoire, completionists' bane.
H is for Hammer of Sol, IT'S INSANE!
I is for Ice Breaker, screwing the rules.
J is for Jade Rabbit, fate of all fools.
K is for Killstreak, ten foes defeated!
L is for Lighthouse, "What? I NEVER cheated!"
M is for Mythoclast, stuck in Year One.
N is for Nightfall, 'CAUSE ARC BURN'S REAL FUN.
O is for Oryx, the King who twice Fell.
P is for PRISON OF ELDERS! A CELL!
Q is for Qodron, have we been detected?!
R is for Radiance, "I self-resurrected!"
S is for Skolas, taints Guardians' Light.
T is for Taken, now all shoot the Blight!
U is for Urrox, the dance floor's too hot!
V is for Variks, "They are dead. You are not."
W is for Warpriest, "Where's our Defender?"
X is for Xur, creepy Gjallarhorn vendor.
Y is for Yuul, who tempted Aurash.
Z is for Zaouli...MAN their gun's trash!
Edit: Woah, thought this was dead. Didn't know it had 100 replies! Thx!
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#Destiny
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You need to read it like the friend song from spongebob
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D is for dismantle mines yes
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Nice poem mate!!! Brilliant
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Nice poem mate!!! Brilliant
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That's Funny, I thought that u was for URANIUM....BOMBS!
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That's pretty good
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D is for dicks. T is for terrible which this game is. Yet here we still are..
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Bravo! I appreciate the effort put into this. great job dude! I love it!
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O is 4 omnigul
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T is for Taniks, who has no house
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Very nice. Now someone put it to a beat and make it the Movie of the Week.
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[quote]This isn't mine, credit to veloxiraptor on Reddit for creating this. A is for Atheon, boss of the Vault. B is for Bungie, who's ALWAYS at fault. C is for Crota, and ENRAGE IS NEAR! D is for Destiny, are players still here? E is for Eris, her warnings so dire. F is for First Curse, takes years to fire. G is for Grimoire, completionists' bane. H is for Hammer of Sol, IT'S INSANE! I is for Ice Breaker, screwing the rules. J is for Jade Rabbit, fate of all fools. K is for Killstreak, ten foes defeated! L is for Lighthouse, "What? I NEVER cheated!" M is for Mythoclast, stuck in Year One. N is for Nightfall, 'CAUSE ARC BURN'S REAL FUN. O is for Oryx, the King who twice Fell. P is for PRISON OF ELDERS! A CELL! Q is for Qodron, have we been detected?! R is for Radiance, "I self-resurrected!" S is for Skolas, taints Guardians' Light. T is for Taken, now all shoot the Blight! U is for Urrox, the dance floor's too hot! V is for Variks, "They are dead. You are not." W is for Warpriest, "Where's our Defender?" X is for Xur, creepy Gjallarhorn vendor. Y is for Yuul, who tempted Aurash. Z is for Zaouli...MAN their gun's trash![/quote]
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Bump this is way I come on the forums to see
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Omg this is so good
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This is funny. You get a cookie.
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That was clever. I wish people could be more creative and less whiny.
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No d is for disappointment
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D is for DLC M is for micro transactions
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D is for disappointment
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I'll be back
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Deeeeeeeez nutZzzzzz
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D is for Dicks, which are too loud in these forums to let decent content and meaningful discussions go through.
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u is for...[spoiler]ur a fgt[/spoiler]