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Yes, this is Copypasta. 1. What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a -blam!- when my computer crashes. 2. My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support. 3. What do you call a five year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor. 4. Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast. 5. What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message. 6. What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7. What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present. 8. How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave. 9. How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles. 10. How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up. 11. Why do Mexicans never have Sex Ed. and Driver's Ed. on the same day? They have to give the donkey a break at some point. 12. Feminism 13. So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back… Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient. 14. Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens. It's their kids who cause all the trouble. 15. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything. 16. What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery. 17. Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? I can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork 18. How do you kill a redneck? Wait 'till he -blam!-s his sister then cut the brakes on his house. 19. What's the toughest thing about eating bald pussy? Putting the diaper back on. 20. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you already done told her twice. 21. How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool? Flip it upside-down. 22. What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded. 23. What happened when the jew walked into the wall with a hard-on? He broke his nose. 24. How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months. 25. How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altarboy. 26. What do you call 40 mexicans buried up to their neck in sand? A spicket fence. 27. How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None,they just sit in the dark and bitch. 28. Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? 200 Mexicans died. 29. What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile. 30. What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the First Period. 31. How do you swat 200 flies at one time? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. 32. What is a redneck virgin? A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers. 33. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her. 34. Girls are like blackjack… I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14. 35. Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up. 36. Did you hear the Score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't. 37. How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black. 38. What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage. 39. A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice. 40. What's difference between dollars and Jews? I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars. 41. How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked. 42. Whats the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin? Zimmerman knew how to dodge a bullet. 43. One time I -blam!-ed this chick so hard, she almost came back to life 44. I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass. I mean,I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone. 45. What's the difference between a Jew and harry potter? Harry can escape the chamber. 46. What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong. 47. Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods. 48. What's the difference between cancer and Black people? Cancer got Jobs. 49. What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common? They both had a downey jr inside of them. 50. What's a word that white people can call white people, but black people can't call black people? Dad.

Second thread today! What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table? [spoiler]picnic table can support a family of 5[/spoiler] What's the difference between a mexican man and an elevator? [spoiler] elevator can raise a child[/spoiler] What's white and 12 inches long? [spoiler] absolutely nothing[/spoiler] What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? [spoiler] you can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork[/spoiler] I was driving home the other day and saw a black guy running down the street with a tv. I said I hope that isn't mine! I was worried that I would have to pay for a new one. But it was ok, he was right were I left him polishing my shoes. What's the difference between a syrian wedding and an isis training camp? [spoiler]idk man I just fly the drones....[/spoiler]

*looks at amount of replies* 321, hm?

Wanna hear a clean joke? [spoiler]i took a bath with bubbles[/spoiler] Wanna hear a dirty joke? [spoiler]bubbles is the grill next door[/spoiler]

Why can't blind people go skydiving [spoiler]because their dogs are to afraid[/spoiler]

That face when you forget to pay the electricity bill. [spoiler]Get it? [b]Dark[/b] jokes? [/spoiler]

The Domain has searched it's records for "offensive humor" and has found this information. A Jew and an Arab walk into a bakery. The Arab says to the Jew "watch this" and puts 3 pastries in his back pocket. The Jew says "I can do better" and calls to the baker. "Sir I can show you an amazing trick, I need only one pastry" The baker gives him one and he eats it. "I need one other" he eats this one too. "Just one more and I can show you my trick." The baker complies and says "this is the last one. This better be a good trick, let's see it." The Jew licks his lips and starts to walk out the door as he says "Check that guys back pocket"

BLACK PEOPLE!

What's the difference between an elevator and a black man? [spoiler]an elevator can support a family[/spoiler] [spoiler]sorry bungle no ban pls [/spoiler]

9/10 people enjoy gang -blam!-.

You're just a sad li'l Jewish freak who needs some lovin' And I baked you something, here. Pop into my oven.[spoiler]those who know ERB know this[/spoiler]

What's the difference between 10000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? [spoiler]I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage[/spoiler] How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? [spoiler]depends on how you throw them[/spoiler] Why did WW2 end? [spoiler]Hitler saw his gas bill[/spoiler] What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill? [spoiler]avalanche[/spoiler] What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? [spoiler]mudslide[/spoiler] What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? [spoiler]jailbreak[/spoiler] What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? [spoiler]pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven[/spoiler] What do you call a dead Jew? [spoiler]smoke[/spoiler] I'm a horrible person

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout [spoiler]the Boy Scout comes home from camp[/spoiler]