...And you'll still land among the stars." Yeah, I'm sure that's what Oryx and Crota were told, and look where that got them: On the friggin moon, and froze-up WASTED among the stars! Mythical pieces of epic FAIL just floating around! You enjoyed it, or you're looking to do it, and we're looking to help you: ALL TUCKERED OUT. We're a new clan looking for new members, and our new members are looking for new friends, so I'm here making new posts, hoping to expand before the New Year. Whether you enjoy dancing around end-boss rooms in a Raid, blowing bowls of spaghetti out of other Guardians in the Crucible, or raging about how Xur once again basically told you to get bent, this is the Clan for you. We're USA PS4 based, but we welcome everyone, of every console. All you need to join is: -A pulse (If your heart is not beating, please see a doctor.) -A controller (If you can't press X, you can't get past the menu.) -A Yugoslavian squirrel with weaponized rabies (If you don't have one, we can work around it.) Outside of that, just being in agreeance with our Mission Statement and Rules/Expectations/Dictation of What's Up makes you okay by us. We're new, we're friendly, and we're lemon scented. If Billy Mays were still around, he'd be advertising this Clan at the end of every commercial, with the special offer of Read Once, Bring Two Friends: FREE. All Tuckered Out wants YOU. #SHHH