[i]*Eva is standing at the front of the classroom*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: Hello class! Welcome to Sx Education with me, Mrs. Levante. Now before we get started, who can tell me the first thing they know about -blam!-?
[i]*Defender immediately raises his hand*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: Yes?
[i]*No response*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: [i]Defender[/i]?
[b]Defender[/b]: Oh! Right!
[i]*Defender stands up*[/i]
[b]Defender[/b]: Well, my Mommy told me yesterday that before the Golden Age, peoples used to start by putting a saddle on them and tying it down.
[i]*The room was silent; everyone was awkwardly gazing at the Defender boy*[/i]
[b]Bladedancer[/b]: She said [i]having -blam!-[/i], idiot. Not riding a horse.
[b]Eva[/b]: Ahem, thank you, Defender. For that... Interesting piece of information.
Anyhow, children, -blam!- is when-
[b]Gunslinger[/b]: Mrs. Levante, what's this?
[i]*Gunslinger kid is waving around a strange toy*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: Ummm...
[b]Sunsinger[/b]: Oh my god, I think it's a Cabal!
[b]Sunbreaker[/b]: LET'S KILL IT!!!
[i]*The whole class immediately jumps from their seats and starts beating up the toy. Gunslinger starts shooting Golden Gun shots into it while Sunbreaker smashes it again and again with his Hammer. The rest of the class is screaming and shouting. They all cheer and clap as the toy eventually bursts into flames.*[/i]
[i]*When everyone is done cheering, they all return to their seats and talk about the great victory amongst themselves*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: Students! Please settle down and face the front of the classroom!
[b]Oryx[/b]: But Mrs. Levante, that's the [i]back[/i] of the classroom.
[b]Eva[/b]: Shut up, Oryx.
[b]Oryx[/b]: Okay.
[b]Eva[/b]: Class, this is very important information! All other guardians of today were born from their past lives. Reincarnation! You all are the first guardians born from reproduction. Without any aid from a ghost. That is what makes all of you so unique!
[i]*the students all think about it, eventually nodding in agreement*[/i]
[b]Voidwalker[/b]: So we're special because our parents were horny?
[b]Eva[/b]: ....Yes.
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The part with Orxy had me dying XD
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I love this series, please do more!
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OH MY GOD this was HILARIOUS please make more this is Awesome!
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Cayde as the PE teacher
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is there more stuff like this?
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I actually find eva hot, every time I see her face I imagine she want some good dick
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[quote] [b]Eva[/b]: Students! Please settle down and face the front of the classroom! [b]Oryx[/b]: But Mrs. Levante, that's the [i]back[/i] of the classroom. [b]Eva[/b]: Shut up, Oryx. [b]Oryx[/b]: Okay...[/quote]
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[quote]Shut up, Oryx. [/quote]
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The oryx part killed me
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SHUT UP ORYX
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Awesome!
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[quote][b]Eva[/b]: Students! Please settle down and face the front of the classroom! [b]Oryx[/b]: But Mrs. Levante, that's the [i]back[/i] of the classroom. [b]Eva[/b]: Shut up, Oryx. [b]Oryx[/b]: Okay...[/quote] I died XD
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Edited by Omega Wolf: 11/25/2015 8:16:31 PMwhat.....da.....-blam! >_> that was...AWESOME! xD
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Thank you for making my breaks at work slightly more enjoyable. Bump
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plz stop giving me cancer. PLZ
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Eva: do any of you know what HIV is DINO: i am negetive of it (whole class laughs) (means he is HIV negetive) Eva: not that
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Please make more of this
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Good stories keep up the good work
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You did it again! Awesome! The oryx part got me lolling hard. Thank you Sir!
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Edited by ChiknStrips: 11/25/2015 7:57:45 PMOryx joke killed me. Love this series man!
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Wow you're all a bunch of losers. Really this? SMH
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Have Zavala as the History teacher and Ikora as the Science teacher