[i]*Eva is standing at the front of the classroom*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: Hello class! Welcome to Sx Education with me, Mrs. Levante. Now before we get started, who can tell me the first thing they know about -blam!-?
[i]*Defender immediately raises his hand*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: Yes?
[i]*No response*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: [i]Defender[/i]?
[b]Defender[/b]: Oh! Right!
[i]*Defender stands up*[/i]
[b]Defender[/b]: Well, my Mommy told me yesterday that before the Golden Age, peoples used to start by putting a saddle on them and tying it down.
[i]*The room was silent; everyone was awkwardly gazing at the Defender boy*[/i]
[b]Bladedancer[/b]: She said [i]having -blam!-[/i], idiot. Not riding a horse.
[b]Eva[/b]: Ahem, thank you, Defender. For that... Interesting piece of information.
Anyhow, children, -blam!- is when-
[b]Gunslinger[/b]: Mrs. Levante, what's this?
[i]*Gunslinger kid is waving around a strange toy*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: Ummm...
[b]Sunsinger[/b]: Oh my god, I think it's a Cabal!
[b]Sunbreaker[/b]: LET'S KILL IT!!!
[i]*The whole class immediately jumps from their seats and starts beating up the toy. Gunslinger starts shooting Golden Gun shots into it while Sunbreaker smashes it again and again with his Hammer. The rest of the class is screaming and shouting. They all cheer and clap as the toy eventually bursts into flames.*[/i]
[i]*When everyone is done cheering, they all return to their seats and talk about the great victory amongst themselves*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: Students! Please settle down and face the front of the classroom!
[b]Oryx[/b]: But Mrs. Levante, that's the [i]back[/i] of the classroom.
[b]Eva[/b]: Shut up, Oryx.
[b]Oryx[/b]: Okay.
[b]Eva[/b]: Class, this is very important information! All other guardians of today were born from their past lives. Reincarnation! You all are the first guardians born from reproduction. Without any aid from a ghost. That is what makes all of you so unique!
[i]*the students all think about it, eventually nodding in agreement*[/i]
[b]Voidwalker[/b]: So we're special because our parents were horny?
[b]Eva[/b]: ....Yes.
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Sunbreaker: LETS KILL IT!! (Clink) I lost it there lmfao
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Hahaha that was hilarious
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Edited by Riven: 11/26/2015 2:53:48 AM*Ms Levante. Her husband died. Funny asf tho,
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HOLY! Daym. I wish i could tell good stories ;_; Oryx part and riding horses part was amazing!!!!! XD
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Bump if you read this in Eva's voice.
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You're so cool
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-blam!-ing gorgeous bro.
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Eva Levante is Mother Talzin.
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This is a masterpiece
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Oryx part was the best, please continue these! Awesome!
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Finally!! Something on the forums I can fap to. *fapping intensifies*
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[quote] [b]Eva[/b]: Students! Please settle down and face the front of the classroom! [b]Oryx[/b]: But Mrs. Levante, that's the [i]back[/i] of the classroom. [b]Eva[/b]: Shut up, Oryx. [b]Oryx[/b]: Okay... [/quote] Lol, literally burst out laughing
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Seems everyone liked the Oryx back of the classroom part. I have completely missed the joke- can someone explain? Thanks
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Edited by XxDalekSec14xX: 11/25/2015 9:54:24 PM[quote] [b]Oryx[/b]: But Mrs. Levante, that's the [i]back[/i] of the classroom.[/quote] I like what u did there XD
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The destiny puns were... GOLDEN
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wonderfully done
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Edited by AZTECKING89: 11/26/2015 12:09:45 AMThe oryx part bro lmao!
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Oryx was stupid as a child...
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The Oryx part made me laugh
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Put the toddler guardians in a classroom with oryx, that sounds like a good plan
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A class dropped
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*sigh* Wh...Wha...Why?...*facepalm*
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That part with ORYX though Lmao!
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The part with Orxy had me dying XD