[i]*Eva is standing at the front of the classroom*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: Hello class! Welcome to Sx Education with me, Mrs. Levante. Now before we get started, who can tell me the first thing they know about -blam!-?
[i]*Defender immediately raises his hand*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: Yes?
[i]*No response*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: [i]Defender[/i]?
[b]Defender[/b]: Oh! Right!
[i]*Defender stands up*[/i]
[b]Defender[/b]: Well, my Mommy told me yesterday that before the Golden Age, peoples used to start by putting a saddle on them and tying it down.
[i]*The room was silent; everyone was awkwardly gazing at the Defender boy*[/i]
[b]Bladedancer[/b]: She said [i]having -blam!-[/i], idiot. Not riding a horse.
[b]Eva[/b]: Ahem, thank you, Defender. For that... Interesting piece of information.
Anyhow, children, -blam!- is when-
[b]Gunslinger[/b]: Mrs. Levante, what's this?
[i]*Gunslinger kid is waving around a strange toy*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: Ummm...
[b]Sunsinger[/b]: Oh my god, I think it's a Cabal!
[b]Sunbreaker[/b]: LET'S KILL IT!!!
[i]*The whole class immediately jumps from their seats and starts beating up the toy. Gunslinger starts shooting Golden Gun shots into it while Sunbreaker smashes it again and again with his Hammer. The rest of the class is screaming and shouting. They all cheer and clap as the toy eventually bursts into flames.*[/i]
[i]*When everyone is done cheering, they all return to their seats and talk about the great victory amongst themselves*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: Students! Please settle down and face the front of the classroom!
[b]Oryx[/b]: But Mrs. Levante, that's the [i]back[/i] of the classroom.
[b]Eva[/b]: Shut up, Oryx.
[b]Oryx[/b]: Okay.
[b]Eva[/b]: Class, this is very important information! All other guardians of today were born from their past lives. Reincarnation! You all are the first guardians born from reproduction. Without any aid from a ghost. That is what makes all of you so unique!
[i]*the students all think about it, eventually nodding in agreement*[/i]
[b]Voidwalker[/b]: So we're special because our parents were horny?
[b]Eva[/b]: ....Yes.
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THIS ISN'T A CAR *Cue epic Batman music As the [b]Bat[/b] flies over commissioner Gordon, he can't help but slowly smile with glee. The rush of wind from the [b][i]Bat[/i][/b] knocks off the Police commander's hat, and as Gordon smiles, he thinks to himself: [spoiler][u][i][b]To be continued [/b][/i][/u][/spoiler]
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I was only a level 20 I loved gjallarhorn so much i had all the bounties and telemetries to level it up I prayed to rngesus every night askin for a gjallarhorn gjallarhorn is love i say gjallarhorn is life my fellow guardians called me an idiot i knew they were jealous i was goin to get it first i called them gallyless they smack me with their truths and send me on patrol im cryin now and im gjallarhornless i sit on my sparrow its really uncomfortable a shank is movin towards me i feel it shoot me with a gjallarhorn i am so happy now it whispered into my helmet this is your gjallarhorn now It moves me with its gjallarhorn and moves me to my hands and knees Im ready i spread my inventory open for the shank it penetrates my armor I can feel my inventory gettin full as my eyes are watering i dismantle my uncommons i want to use the gjallarhorn the shank screaches as i tug the gjallarhorn off of it my fellow guardians pass by the shank looks at them staright in the eyes and says whos the noob now the shank flys off to the moon with my sparrow Gjallarhorn is love gjallarhorn is life
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[quote] [b]Oryx[/b]: But Mrs. Levante, that's the [i]back[/i] of the classroom[/quote] XD
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Lmao Oryx 😂😂😂
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As many said the Oryx front/back part was the best. Whole thing was good
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The oryx part killed me lmao
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The Oryx part was classic XD
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Defenders answer should have been, "always have protection" and pops his bubble.
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Oryx part had me weak
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The Oryx part was the best
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This whole post is secretly trying to target people who think oyrx is the back :P
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Edited by DeafSock: 11/26/2015 7:21:19 AM[quote] [b]Eva[/b]: Students! Please settle down and face the front of the classroom! [b]Oryx[/b]: But Mrs. Levante, that's the [i]back[/i] of the classroom. [b]Eva[/b]: Shut up, Oryx. [b]Oryx[/b]: Okay... [/quote] My favorite part. Stories are awesome keep them up!!
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Your too bored lol
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[quote][b]Gunslinger[/b]: Mrs. Levante, what's this? [i]*Gunslinger kid is waving around a wobbly pink toy*[/i] [b]Eva[/b]: Ummm... [b]Sunsinger[/b]: Oh my god, I think it's a Cabal! [b]Sunbreaker[/b]: LET'S KILL IT!!![/quote] I don't think it was a cabal
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lol@ Oryx
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The toy had me dying
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Hahahah
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Good shit lol
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Then you have that one " student " atheon who asks every two seconds " what time is it? "
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Fist of Havoc?
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But...I'm an exo...
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I was waiting for the queens daughter or something to rock up and be all like. "Boyyy have I got a slutty story for you!!"
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Just golden....
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hey bb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]mmm[/spoiler]
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Sunbreaker: LETS KILL IT!! (Clink) I lost it there lmfao