[i]*Eva is standing at the front of the classroom*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: Hello class! Welcome to Sx Education with me, Mrs. Levante. Now before we get started, who can tell me the first thing they know about -blam!-?
[i]*Defender immediately raises his hand*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: Yes?
[i]*No response*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: [i]Defender[/i]?
[b]Defender[/b]: Oh! Right!
[i]*Defender stands up*[/i]
[b]Defender[/b]: Well, my Mommy told me yesterday that before the Golden Age, peoples used to start by putting a saddle on them and tying it down.
[i]*The room was silent; everyone was awkwardly gazing at the Defender boy*[/i]
[b]Bladedancer[/b]: She said [i]having -blam!-[/i], idiot. Not riding a horse.
[b]Eva[/b]: Ahem, thank you, Defender. For that... Interesting piece of information.
Anyhow, children, -blam!- is when-
[b]Gunslinger[/b]: Mrs. Levante, what's this?
[i]*Gunslinger kid is waving around a strange toy*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: Ummm...
[b]Sunsinger[/b]: Oh my god, I think it's a Cabal!
[b]Sunbreaker[/b]: LET'S KILL IT!!!
[i]*The whole class immediately jumps from their seats and starts beating up the toy. Gunslinger starts shooting Golden Gun shots into it while Sunbreaker smashes it again and again with his Hammer. The rest of the class is screaming and shouting. They all cheer and clap as the toy eventually bursts into flames.*[/i]
[i]*When everyone is done cheering, they all return to their seats and talk about the great victory amongst themselves*[/i]
[b]Eva[/b]: Students! Please settle down and face the front of the classroom!
[b]Oryx[/b]: But Mrs. Levante, that's the [i]back[/i] of the classroom.
[b]Eva[/b]: Shut up, Oryx.
[b]Oryx[/b]: Okay.
[b]Eva[/b]: Class, this is very important information! All other guardians of today were born from their past lives. Reincarnation! You all are the first guardians born from reproduction. Without any aid from a ghost. That is what makes all of you so unique!
[i]*the students all think about it, eventually nodding in agreement*[/i]
[b]Voidwalker[/b]: So we're special because our parents were horny?
[b]Eva[/b]: ....Yes.
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Edited by Undying Serpent: 11/26/2015 4:54:35 PM[quote][b]Eva[/b]: Students! Please settle down and face the front of the classroom! [b]Oryx[/b]: But Mrs. Levante, that's the [i]back[/i] of the classroom. [b]Eva[/b]: Shut up, Oryx. [b]Oryx[/b]: Okay...[/quote] Made my day.
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I think the queen would fit the position (know what I mean) more
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Defender is all about that protection
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Hehe, Oryx, hehehe
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Just posted another part! Enjoy!
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Happy thanksgiving!
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[quote]shut up, Oryx[/quote] Lol
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IT'S A CABAL
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I just got the oryx part xD
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The Oryx part was the best.
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Okay, Oryx coming in was pretty funny. *tips hat*
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ORYX COMING IN OMG
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This is some of the funniest shit I've seen on the forums since the "Grabs Shaxx's Balls" thread #You'reCrushingThem
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This is 11/10 bud this is awesome
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Alright I gotta say it wasn't funny at first but when you slid in the "Oryx: but miss levante thats the back of the classroom" I died laughing. That's such a nonchalant joke
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Just fantastic
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Jesus the autism
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Very nice.
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[quote][b]Eva:[/b] Students! Please settle down and face the front of the classroom! [b]Oryx:[/b] But Mrs. Levante, that's the [i]back[/i] of the classroom.[/quote] 10/10
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This is the greatest thing anyone has ever conceived on the Bungie forums 10/10
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I'm so hungover right now I can't even laugh at this...
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I'm commenting because why not
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THIS ISN'T A CAR *Cue epic Batman music As the [b]Bat[/b] flies over commissioner Gordon, he can't help but slowly smile with glee. The rush of wind from the [b][i]Bat[/i][/b] knocks off the Police commander's hat, and as Gordon smiles, he thinks to himself: [spoiler][u][i][b]To be continued [/b][/i][/u][/spoiler]