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Edited by Sylok's Defiler:
11/25/2015 3:08:19 AM
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[b][u]The Yard Stick | District 9 Ruins, The Golden City. [/u][/b]
[i]Felix stood in the middle of a relatively level crater in District 9, twirling a yard stick. He was unamused by the antics both Wilson and Jonah, Cain and his Ignus Empire, or whatever can factory he owned and sold to the Discovery channel to endorse How It's Made.
It was in that moment that he realized there was only one way to settle the dick measuring contests. So he found the most apt location, a strong yard stick, and sent a message to all he knew:[/i]
[quote]Attention, you sissies: I'm in the middle of nowhere with a stick longer than yours. If there's anything the good ol' days taught us, it was to test our skill with action, not words.
Come to District 9: the urban dojo. Bring it.[/quote]
[spoiler]Get yer fight on. [/spoiler]
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Edited by Wretched Cain: 11/25/2015 3:13:42 AM[b]You get a message back.[/b] [i][8====D fuk u fleshy pos im on fukin vacation fgt -Luv, Cain][/i]
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[i]Felix texts back.[/i] [hav fun in Campbell's soup factory makin new minionz, fgt <3]
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Edited by Wretched Cain: 11/25/2015 3:37:34 AM[b]Exactly 34 seconds later, the sonic barrier breaks, and Cain crashes to the ground, his normal blue lights and halo replaced with orange lights and horns.[/b] [b][i][u]"THE HELL YOU JUST SAY ABOUT SOUP CANS YOU PIECE OF SHIT?!?!"[/u][/i][/b]
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"I said their contents are delicious, care to join me for some?" [i]Felix said calmly at the dinner table he had set up in the past 34 seconds. Soup was served.[/i]
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[spoiler]Even Fex be like "fûck I'm not sure if I should repeat that"[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]How dare you refuse my soup. You're just as bad as the can it came in.[/spoiler] [i]Felix runs away laughing like an idiot. [/i]
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[spoiler]On a hot summer's eve.[/spoiler]
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[b]Le spooky shark gh0st floats around[/b]
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[i]A rogue janitor sucks you into his vacuum. [/i]
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;~; [b]Rekt in shit Shark, 2k15. He got rekt[/b]
