Crota: The bully that brought a toy knife to school, but got hurt when another kid hit him with it.
Oryx: The angry dad that comes to the school and abducts kids.
Skolas: The bully that tries to unite a the bullies.
Atheon: The silent kid that you expect to grow into a serial killer.
Taniks: The homeless kid that gets beaten up every day.
Valus: The kid that always wins king of the hill.
Omnigul: The girl that Crota has a crush on.
The Queen: The popular girl that everyone has a crush on.
Rahool: The teacher that always gives failing grades.
Xur: The drug dealer.
Cayde: The teacher that doesn't give a shit and has fun with the class every day.
Ikora: The teacher that emphasizes the importance of knawledge.
Zavala: The AP
Shaxx: The P.E. teacher.
Variks: The teacher that oversees detention.
Eva: That awesome art teacher.
The Speaker: The principal.
Sweeper Bot: The janitor that is actually a ninja on the side.
Eris: The crazy religious teacher that is always relates every topic to Satan.
Amanda: The bus driver (Thanks WLT30)
Arach Jalaal: That one emo kid (Thanks Slade Wilson)
Lakshimi: The kid obsessed with time travel.
Hideo: The kid that grows up to be an assassin.
The Gunsmith: The kid that sells knockoff toys, made in China.
Edit: Damn! More than 40 likes. I was not expecting this.
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Xur: the Drug dealer. I laughed way too hard at this.
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no prob
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Gunsmith: The lunch server
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I would LOVE to see someone make this into an animated series 😊
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arach jalaal is the emo kid
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Petra - that one fun science teacher who loves to take things over-the-top ;)
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Xylar as xylar
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[quote]Ikora: The teacher that emphasizes the importance of knawledge.[/quote] I see what you did there
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Edited by xcutioner_0: 11/25/2015 5:46:36 PMSaladin - The substitute p.e. teacher Or better yet... The superintendent that comes for inspection and is usually dissapointed
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Amanda-The bus driver
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Best school ever!
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Sounds like the best kind of school.
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[quote]Zavala: The AP[/quote] Lol
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Eris?
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Oh yea. I forgot
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She gives raisins to everyone to:)
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You forgot smoggypluto: the kid with the sunglasses who everyone wants to befriend
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You're the sith lord I can only dream of becoming
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Brother Krampus, is that you?
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Cayde is more the teacher who encourages creativity and thinking outside the box. You know, the actually really good teacher who gets in trouble a lot for not conforming to the system in place.
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[quote]Variks: the teacher that oversees detention[/quote] Youuuuuuuu disapoooiiint meeee....
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Edited by ArcanumStorm: 11/25/2015 12:08:05 AMor the scary lunch lady