I think this has been a serious issue that we have all considered. How does the hero of heroes find the time while saving the world from complete destruction to take a load off and drop a load off? Possibly a better question is how does he actually do it? Does he take the suit off? Does he pop a squat in the bushes? How Masterchief, how?!
Any theories?
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It's easy: He has a zipper. And it's true. And btw, the only reason you don't see him take a crap in the game is because would you REALLY want to see MC on the toilet? really?