I was thinking about what a normal day in a kindergarten at the Tower would be like.
[b]Gunslinger kid[/b] shoots a hole in a Warlock's teddy bear.
[b]Striker girl[/b] killing ants with her Fist of Havoc outside.
[b]Voidwalker girl[/b] is throwing tiny Nova Bombs in the Teacher's coffee.
[b]Bladedancer kid[/b] turning invisible and walking into the girl's bathroom.
[b]Defender[/b] is just sitting in his Ward of Dawn picking his nose.
[b]Sunsinger boy[/b] can't stop lighting things on fire.
[b]Nightstalker kid[/b] throwing smoke bombs around the class room.
[b]Stormcaller girl[/b] is turning the lights off and on with her electricity.
[b]Sunbreaker[/b] hitting himself in the head with his Hammer.
Since we've been trending for two days now, I decided to make this into a short little series. The guardians above will be the characters I'll use throughout their Kindergarten and Highschool years. If you have any ideas for the teachers or staff (Principle, Janitor, etc.) feel free to put them in the comments below!
For all other Tower School/Tower High posts, check em out right here:
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/176176926/0/0]Tower High Overview[/url]
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I am officially dumber now . Thanks for the post.
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Ok that was actually funny. [spoiler]make that a movie and we'll vote it motw[/spoiler]
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Haha this is funny
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Speaker The History Teacher: "I could tell you about the great battle centuries ago. I could tell you about the darkness." .... "But I won't." -[i]The guy with no house.[/i]
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Eris gives every one raisins
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Edited by Solargeo: 11/25/2015 1:03:34 AMWhy can't the Sunbreaker be hammering ants?
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Xur is the drug dealer with all his exotic drugs
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but you forgot to add bungie CEO- keeps putting all the toys back in the toybox but brings them back out at a slow rate
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No the hunters would be crying that the sunbreaker threw a hammer at them
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I like it.
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Edited by An Engram Full Of Bees: 11/24/2015 11:32:29 PMHey guys! I posted the next part in the "series", since you all liked this one so much. Next stop: [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/175685669/0/0]High School[/url].
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Edited by Poplar480: 11/24/2015 11:07:24 PMCayde is that irresponsible teacher loved by the students. Stuff like "I bet you wouldn't talk while being invisible in the girls bathroom" to the bladedancer kid. "Bet you I could" he says. He does it and gets in a lot of trouble from the principal. (Zavala lol)
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So resurrected from the dead guardian kids?
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This is top of trending m80 XD
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My favorite was the Bladedancer Kid invis into the women's restroom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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haha this is fun! Very creative. Too bad guardians are resurrected adult corpses.
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Variks can be the strict substitute teacher that is all weird and shit. Learn or die, yessss?
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Reply to this comment so I can remember this beautiful post
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Elementary school striker girl? Shoulder charges her crush on the playground and doesn't know why he doesn't know that she likes him.
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I'm the blade dancer of course ;)
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I'd probably be the teacher kids need to learn only food they need to eat is mountain dew and Doritos
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someone doesn't care for titans
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Variks on front desk. [quote][i]Phone home, yesss? I will see you... Tomorrow...[/i] *next day* [i]Welcome back to school Timothy, you are, wellll?[/i][/quote]
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I pictured the Defender eating glue out of a glue jar inside his ward of dawn. I'd also picture the Bladedancer kid in with his pants on his head, blinking around the room as the teacher tries to catch him. Overall, pretty funny.
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Ah yes, fanart. The classic way to take something cool and make it weird and awful.