I was thinking about what a normal day in a kindergarten at the Tower would be like.
[b]Gunslinger kid[/b] shoots a hole in a Warlock's teddy bear.
[b]Striker girl[/b] killing ants with her Fist of Havoc outside.
[b]Voidwalker girl[/b] is throwing tiny Nova Bombs in the Teacher's coffee.
[b]Bladedancer kid[/b] turning invisible and walking into the girl's bathroom.
[b]Defender[/b] is just sitting in his Ward of Dawn picking his nose.
[b]Sunsinger boy[/b] can't stop lighting things on fire.
[b]Nightstalker kid[/b] throwing smoke bombs around the class room.
[b]Stormcaller girl[/b] is turning the lights off and on with her electricity.
[b]Sunbreaker[/b] hitting himself in the head with his Hammer.
Since we've been trending for two days now, I decided to make this into a short little series. The guardians above will be the characters I'll use throughout their Kindergarten and Highschool years. If you have any ideas for the teachers or staff (Principle, Janitor, etc.) feel free to put them in the comments below!
For all other Tower School/Tower High posts, check em out right here:
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/176176926/0/0]Tower High Overview[/url]
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Edited by LegionofSlime: 11/24/2015 7:35:58 AMXur the janitor Lord Shaxx the Gym teacher Zavala the security Also the nightstalker would be throwing stink bombs [spoiler]cant be the only one that thinks these kids were risen from the dead to be guardians?[/spoiler]
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This is amazing!
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Edited by Auriventris: 11/24/2015 12:19:10 PM[b]*Oryx ass hat choosing house for Gunslinger* Oryx ass hat: Hmmm Gunslinger: Oah fack put mei in slytherin with all the other whiny hunters pls... slytherin... slytherin... slytherin Oryx ass hat: mhmmh HUFFLEPUFF! Gunslinger: Oh F*** it's the forum users...
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Defender would sit in his ward of dawn while playing dodgeball. Get in, get out and peg a kid, get back in...
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Make xur a drug dealer
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I like how one Titan is disgusting and the other one is dumb. Not sure about the Striker.
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Are we all 13 here? This is pretty lame. Where is the ass and titties. Tower would be awesome as a brothel. Xur is the pimp that comes once a week to collect his money and keep the bitches in check. I wish this game had a M rating....
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The bladedancer would be the bullied one that hides from the titans with his invisibility.
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LOL died at the defender one
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Hunters seem like they would be the class fgts
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I guess janitor *grabs broom to clean the hallways* no sweeper bot going to take my job he mumbled to himself
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Once they get to highschool all the hunters would be the emo kids listening to Green Day and My Chemical Romance on repeat
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Love it
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I like the creativity in this post!You Should write a book about this!
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I'm the blade dancer hehehehee
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Edited by MF KingC: 11/24/2015 7:17:18 AMOne question, how can we help the Titans, they seem...different from the rest.
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Lmao I enjoyed this man. Good shit
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I think the self revive class would be fun to teach ^-^
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Definitely want to hear more of this hahaha
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Ahh (so cute)
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Ahahaha I like it
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Music teacher would be lord swag aka shaxx, Shaxx is love, shaxx is life
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If it were kindergarten I don't think the blade dancers would be old enough to want to do that. I was thinking they'd always be the ones running with scissors!
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I always knew rushing for level 15 and picking up blade dancer before all my friends was w good idea...
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Edited by SpeedingCow8947: 11/24/2015 5:36:50 AMI'll be a teacher.. ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)✏
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this reminds me of Forced Companions Daycare from the SWTOR forums. bright_ephemara, is that you?