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Edited by an engram full of bees:
11/27/2015 3:04:37 AM
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Kindergarten at the Tower.
I was thinking about what a normal day in a kindergarten at the Tower would be like.
[b]Gunslinger kid[/b] shoots a hole in a Warlock's teddy bear.
[b]Striker girl[/b] killing ants with her Fist of Havoc outside.
[b]Voidwalker girl[/b] is throwing tiny Nova Bombs in the Teacher's coffee.
[b]Bladedancer kid[/b] turning invisible and walking into the girl's bathroom.
[b]Defender[/b] is just sitting in his Ward of Dawn picking his nose.
[b]Sunsinger boy[/b] can't stop lighting things on fire.
[b]Nightstalker kid[/b] throwing smoke bombs around the class room.
[b]Stormcaller girl[/b] is turning the lights off and on with her electricity.
[b]Sunbreaker[/b] hitting himself in the head with his Hammer.
Since we've been trending for two days now, I decided to make this into a short little series. The guardians above will be the characters I'll use throughout their Kindergarten and Highschool years. If you have any ideas for the teachers or staff (Principle, Janitor, etc.) feel free to put them in the comments below!
For all other Tower School/Tower High posts, check em out right here:
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/176176926/0/0]Tower High Overview[/url]
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Sunbreaker? Thats what they all do in crucible and it's effective. Let him graduate early
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Lol dafaq? AWESOME!
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Edited by Doc: 11/26/2015 1:16:57 AM
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8 RepliesEdited by WHlTEG0ULD: 11/24/2015 9:19:12 PMJust realized Variks would be perfect for PA. >Blue Prius must be moved yeeessss? Or death. >Little Timmy....report to the principal's office or, you die... Your choice...
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3 RepliesExecutor Hideo could be a Guidance Counselor/Public Morals type. Jalaal could teach them about space
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1 ReplyOoo, scary thought. TEACHER: "Bruce, you were talking out of turn. Go to time out." BRUCER: "No." TEACHER: "Bruce, go to time-out. Now!" BRUCE: "NO!!" Teacher takes Bruce by the hand and marches him to Time-out chair. Bruce ignites a Hammer of Sol and pretty much incinerates everyone in the classroom, and half the kids in the first grade room next door. Fortunately, their Ghosts regenerate them a few seconds later. TEACHER (rematerializing); "Bruce, that was not OK. I'm talking to your mommy when she picks you up."
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6 RepliesWow you're all a bunch of losers. Really this? SMH
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Need a refery https://www.bungie.net/en/ReferAFriend?code=RAF-HYJ-NXD-6X3
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3 RepliesImagine Eris as the sex ed teacher. I have no quotes. But imagine it.
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1 ReplyBlade dancer kid is doing life right
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Atheon The nerd/geek who's also a super genius. Like Dexter, from Dexter's laboratory
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I'd be night stalkerXD
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1 ReplyReply for laterq
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1 ReplyFactions should be drug dealers
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Oh that Sunbreaker. 😃 Makes me laugh. 😂
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This is genius
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Dope AF
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New post is up! This one's about what happens when a food fight breaks out in the school cafeteria...
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5 RepliesHigh school years: [b]Gunslinger[/b] acts like a HOT SHOT around the chicks [b]striker[/b] the big bad bully smashing everyone [b]void walker[/b] shooting hoops with the Nova bomb [b]blade dancer[/b] pretty much like he was as a kid, exept he goes into the girl's change room [b]hammer of sol[/b] he is a social reject and just goes around smashing random shit [b]night sralker[/b] uses smoke bombs to sneak out of class [b]defender[/b] Just gets popped by striker [b]sunsinger[/b] lighting smokes outside the school [b]stormtrance[/b] takes out the school power grid I know they are not good but it's all I got lol
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Can I be in it!?
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9 RepliesEdited by Phantom: 11/24/2015 4:03:43 PMWhat would the Queen of the Reef do in this story?
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LMFAO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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1 ReplyLove it
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I am officially dumber now . Thanks for the post.
