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11/22/2015 2:26:51 AM
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People use Clash of Clans as a dating app.
There's always that one guy that types "Any girls here?" into the global chat.
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They are weird
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1 ReplyActual conversation in global one time Dude: wanna join my clan? Grill: no thanks I already have one :) Dude: can I at least see den tits doh?
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ITS TRUE!!!! I have a clan that I started lol it's called Bible Believers I'm Minion Militia feel free to look me up ;-)
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Lol. I have a clan, so I haven't spent time in Global.
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I would date you but my mummy says i need to go to sleep early and brush my teeth or the goblins will get me
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Clash of Clans is so bad though.
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Of course people do.
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5 RepliesI used to get nudes off of the hobbit app lol
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1 ReplyI used to lead people on and troll them before o deleted that crap.
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4 RepliesWhat the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.
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Who doesn't? Amiright?
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Don't hate
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HHAAAHHAAHHHAAGGHHHAAAA AMEN!!
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screenshots please
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2 RepliesHow dare they take advantage of girls who just want to play with CoC-I mean play CoC
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1 ReplyOne does not simply play clash of clans without seeing 5 year olds get together and break up- in 50 seconds.
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3 RepliesPathetic.
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All mobile games are microtransactions scams I would never touch one. Sadly it seems that this type of game is going to spread to all systems and PC now too
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Now I don't fell like a looser anymore because somebody is always worse
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2 RepliesTry Pixel Gun 3D. EVERY LOBBY: Boy:"Need a gf" Girl:"Sure how old are you" Boy:"10" And then there's me with my name set as Adolf Hitler trying to troll everyone Also, the "couple" usually tries to find a place to meet up and not die, and I just kill them over and over
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1 ReplyI have an idea! Let's report people on mobile gaming apps on forums for a console game!
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