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Edited by Spawn:
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What's the most you can write on a post without breathing?
Grammar doesn't matter, just make sure it's all in one breath and be sure to keep it Destiny-related. Start holding your breath from the first word you type and see how much you can write while holding your breath. Stop typing when you take a breath again. With any luck, you won't pass out from lack of oxygen like I'm about to because I haven't stopped since the first word and my face is really red and my vision's getting really dark now and I'm seeing winged ponies with golden AK-47s flying around the roo
[spoiler]Done.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Your thread has been moved to the correct forum board. Please be mindful when creating threads. For information on what belongs in each tag, I would suggest to check out the [b][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Categories]Forums Page[/url][/b]. Thanks![/spoiler][/quote]
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1 Reply[quote]keep it Destiny related[/quote] Challenge denied
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The fact I can be used for this one was injured in the morning to all of them in my head and a lot more fun and addicting and I don't think that it was just about every time you have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and you have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my
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I'm a -blam!-ing God and can write a Shit ton because I play music and Shit lol roflmao. Duck you losers who can't write as much as me. I'm getting light headed send help. okay I'm done now.
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It most likely has something to do with the fact that you are lettuce. Like most OPs, you can be found in your natural habitat of fu[i]c[/i]k you
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Edited by ThreePartsBlack : 11/17/2015 3:22:55 AMI am not really sure about this. What if I die I can feel my body trying to get air and. [spoiler]not too great. [u]Another! [/u][/spoiler] Like I said I will try again to go farther than before. You know what is fun? JOHN CEEEENAAAAA!!!!!!!
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My name is Blurryface and I care what you think My name is Blurryface and I care what you think My name is Blurryface
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The fact I can get it right away with a lot more fun and addicting and I don't think it's time for me and I don't think it's time for me and I don't think it's a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and you have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and you have a great way of life and death in my
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The fact I can see you soon I promise to do that in mind for you me and I don't think that it would have a nice person who really cares about you and your a great way for me and I you so I could go back and I have to be able I don't think that you have a great way for you guys should have a great way for me and I don't think that you have a good time with you guys have to go back to sleep in my life head to head back and watch it on my a it great way for a few days ago I don't have any idea how to do it again all my life w to go back to my mom is so cute I when you get to see know how I feel like I'm I don't think have to be a
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My head hurts so much please help
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I can't belive I'm doing this. It's all about who can type the fastest.
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Honestly I hope that Wow... I am very bad at holding my breath.
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I love you so much fun and addicting but it is a great day to be a good day to be a little bit of a new one is a great day for the oopsies of a great way to the gym today and tomorrow and then I'm like that in a statement that issued in a the same thing to be say that you are have a great way to your house own the world place in a row of a sudden you are the true story is the only thing is a good time with the new version is
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I love you so much fun and addicting but it is a great day to be a good day to be a great day to be a good day to be a great day to be a good day to be a great day to be a good day to be a great day to be a good day to be a great day to be a good day to be a great day to be
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The fact I can see you soon as possible and to get my nails are you doing it wrong that I'm going back and I don't think that it was not immediately available to me that you have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and you have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and you have a good Thank God for suggestions ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
