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Edited by irishfreak: 11/13/2015 11:39:45 PM
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Best way to get a girls number?

Lol it's not like I'm gonna use any of these, but what are some tricks to get a girls number? Have a laugh.
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  • Revive this!!

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  • A cool tip this one girl told me in getting a girl is that once u got her number u should remember her number from memory.

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  • A buddy of mine had a crush on this girl in grade school He played basketball n one time while we were playing outside the crush walked too close to the basketball arena My friend (with ball) fell right on top of her (crotch on crotch)

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  • "Excuse me, you dropped something." "Oh what?" "Your standards. Hi I'm Joe." [spoiler]You might as well be in their pants at this point[/spoiler]

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    • Two words from Barney Stinsen.

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    • Ask her for it......

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    • Best way is too approach a girl and say I lost my phone in the area can I use yours to call my phone. When she obliges, call yourself. When your phone rings in your pocket look at her and say well I guess I'll call you some time.

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      • >Clone grill's phone >travel 40 days and 40 nights to secret base >put phone on operating table >hack phone >succeed in hack after long ass time >proceed to send creepy stalker messages from her "secret admirer" >get busted and be locked away >cry in jail because you realize you could have just gone up and asked her

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      • Say you lost your cell phone and use hers to call it.

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      • Bring a gun and a squadron of F-16s. Attempt to get subject's phone by asking. If subject says no then use excessive force. If subject continues to say no then use over-excessive force (Squadron of F-16s) If that doesn't work then you're doing it wrong.

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      • Edited by loocifr: 11/18/2015 12:46:57 AM
        Sell your soul to the devil

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        • [b] [/b]

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        • Bring a gun with you

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          • Don't. Stay away from women

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          • Have an orgy with her, bobcast, and the chicks mom.

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          • How about be a moral person, then be her friend. Then bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour and viola, results

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              By asking for it.

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            • Lift up her sleeve

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            • Start off with "Hello" Then start small talk. Then ask if she doesn't seem turned off. You'd be amazed on how easy it is when you're not afraid to just try.

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              • Use jace vryn prodigy

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              • [quote][quote][quote][spoiler][quote] Because you opened this. you will get kissed on Friday by the person you love or like. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain. You have 2 minutes this is not a fake...apparently. Forward this to 15 people in the next 15 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow. You're number one crush will either KISS, ask you out, or call you. If you break this chain, the little girl named Kaitlyn who died 2 years ago on a car crash will be in your room TONIGHT! Good luck <<3, and your time starts, right know No Cheatin[/quote][/spoiler][/quote][/quote][/quote]

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              • [b][url=http://example.com][url=http://example.com][b][spoiler][quote][b][spoiler][spoiler][b][url=http://example.com][b][i][spoiler][b][b][b][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][spoiler][spoiler][url=http://example.com][url=http://example.com][u][u][u][i][b][b][b][b][b][b][spoiler][quote][i][quote][i][quote][quote][i][spoiler][i][spoiler][b][b][url=http://example.com][b][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][quote][quote][quote][url=http://example.com][url=http://example.com][url=http://example.com][url=http://example.com][url=http://example.com][url=http://example.com][b][spoiler][b][spoiler][u][u][u][u][quote][/quote][/u][/u][/u][/u][/spoiler][/b][/spoiler][/b]link[/url]link[/url]link[/url]link[/url]link[/url]link[/url][/quote][/quote][/quote][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/b]link[/url][/b][/b][/spoiler][/i][/spoiler][/i][/quote][/quote][/i][/quote][/i][/quote][/spoiler][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/i][/u][/u][/u]link[/url]link[/url][/spoiler][/spoiler][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/b][/b][/b][/spoiler][/i][/b]link[/url][/b][/spoiler][/spoiler][/b][/quote][/spoiler][/b]link[/url]link[/url][/b]

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                • Have all 5 pieces in your hand Summon Exodia Banish her to the shadow realm [spoiler]bring her back from the shadow realm and she will fall in love with you cuz you saved her life[/spoiler]

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                  • Ask

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                  • "Do you eat butt?" "Ew, no" "Oh. Well I do. Give me your number"

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                    • Steal the phone

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