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Edited by Tomnipotent:
11/11/2015 12:18:51 AM
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Caught gf grinding with other guys in a party
..it's messed up cus we always partied up to grind heroic strikes together :/ ...is this cheating? Should i dump her?
[spoiler]Edit: Haha a lot of these replies are legendary. As expected of course, i knew you guys wouldnt disappoint xD[/spoiler]
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47 RepliesYou gonna get stuck with raising a level 1 guardian from someone else's account.
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10 RepliesLocal girls need strikes [b][i]now![/i][/b]
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2 RepliesHer clan tag was "Sluts before Engrams" which should have been a sign, I mean it doesn't even rhyme.
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19 RepliesThat'd be [armory]The Dealbreaker[/armory] for me. I bet she even told you she's [armory]Not Like The Others[/armory]. By now, you're probably feeling like nothing more than a [armory]Weathered Shell[/armory]. You asked her for the [armory]Truth[/armory], but she just said she had [armory]No Time To Explain[/armory] why she couldn't explain. How could she succumb to [armory]The Villainy[/armory]? [armory]The Last Word[/armory] she spoke before she left you? [spoiler]Get Good Scrub[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesAlright calm down, relax and start breathin F*CK that shit you just caught this bitch cheetin. While you're at work she's with some dude trying to get off. F*CK slitting her throat CUT this bitches head OFF. Eminem provides the answers to any problems in life.
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8 Repliesthis reminds me of a post from back in like week 2... went something like "I'm 26 and my girlfriend is 15 and the stuff I want to do is too hard for her" then someone said "you should find a secluded place to grind until she's at least 18"
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Give her one last t-bagging , then dump her.
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Too... Many... Puns.... Everyone must be...[spoiler][b]pun[/b]ished[/spoiler]
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9 RepliesAt least they didn't raid the dark below
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Lol I read the title and couldn't hold it together hahahahaha
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It's not like she's cheesin.
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8 RepliesWhat was her excuse? "They're only strikes! It's not like I was going to do hard mode with them." Because I've heard that one a million times.
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132 RepliesIf I could laugh, I would be laughing very hard right now. But I'm not, because I am a traffic cone.
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its not cheating if she went to orbit after.
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She's been around the block a few times when you're not around. I've even heard her moan when she gets her hands on the cryptarch's package My suggestion is to get her in Rumble and take her from behind using your launcher; watch out for the splash damage She'll respect you for that
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1 ReplyDoesn't matter. She's 40 and a well seasoned veteran. Go find yourself a fresh 18 noob and guide her through the darkness with your exotic sword.
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If she takes it to far dump her
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Wait what is a girlfriend? Got married to Holiday, she made my ship feel like necer before.
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1 ReplyAs long as she is home by nightfall, you have nothing to worry about...
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1 ReplyGuarantee she was messing around with someone named Tom.
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Why So SeariousProfessionally Casual - old
No offense but how is this competitive? -
4 RepliesWell if this isn't a satire post... A coworker of mine used to play destiny with his wife and this other player. Turns out when he's not home she go grinding with him. Got to the point where they'll video chat and then you know... One thing leads to another and then...another...and another. At the end, he caught her doing you know what on camera with this fireteam member and eventually they had a divorce. So sad...some destiny players eh...
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Dump that tramp if she used a three of coins without you.
