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A Triptych of Hive Runes, said to be uncrackable...
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Variks! Get on the comms! What did he say?
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I swear if I hear that retarded narwhal song one more time I'm gonna shoot myself.
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Quit huffing canned air and get a real drug.
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Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern they might have died for Avian Flu. A bird pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT avian flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts. However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the birds' beaks and claws By analysing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car. MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. He very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impeding danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."
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Vommeneeta
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Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea.
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Edited by Aviixe: 11/12/2015 5:10:36 AM*pulls out ghost to decrypt post* "Pretty complex! I'll need time."
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Variks! Get on the comms! What did he say?
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Does mlre
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Does like you imba or ba
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Private server
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Nanoprobes make green tea hexagons and surreptitious links to bygone conclusions. Form the constant incontinents until no-one can orbit over MacGyver's third planet, where home is on the range and poison atmos fear nothing but fear itself. If one is by land, then two are by seasoning salt. No body knows the troubles we sea, one nation of underdogs, invisible, with livery justice for some.
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slahwran
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Narwhals with Chainsaws?
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Calcified*
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Sevari Satin
Be gay. Do crime. - 5/16/2024 12:33:30 AM
Not to be racist or anything, but your unicorn is a typewriter. -
When Narwhals are in the poll, there's no other choice.
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This poll is racist and biased!
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Narwhals for days
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Now im talking with myself :(
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What hapens
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Guys remember vanilla is under maybe
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Guys coment more
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trivial, derivative, non nonsensical, but still the best thing Ive read on the forum all day