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Edited by Snarkii: 11/1/2015 7:24:28 PM
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The Lives of Three Classes: (Possible Final Intermission) Take 28 {So, the Hunter groped the Titan...}

That's right. [b]The Hunter. Groped. The Titan.[/b] "How did he grope the Titan?" you ask? Well, here's a fun little story for you... ____________________________ The Titan sat at his room desk with his helmet off, reading up on book the Warlock let him borrow, It was a recipe book. No surprise there. "Hunter in the house..." The Hunter said, walking inside of the Titan's room and approaching him. The Titan set the book down and looked at the Hunter, waving. "Oh, hey!" The Titan greeted. "Whatcha' doing?" The Hunter asked, standing next to the Titan now. The Titan looked down at the book, and lifted the book slightly so the Hunter would be able to see the pictures of the food. "Why're you doing that? You plan on cooking anytime soon?" The Hunter inquired, looking at the picture of a ratatouille dish. The Titan shook his head. But while the Titan shook his head, the Hunter was looking at the side of the Titan's head, eyeing the armored radar-antennae things on both sides of his head. "No, I just like looking at the food." The Titan laughed lightly, but then abruptly stopped once he felt something touch both of his antennae. "U-uh..." The Titan tensed up, dropping the book on the desk. Turning his head 'round slowly, the Titan saw that it was the [i]Hunter[/i] violating him! "Wh-what are you doing?" The Titan stammered, still tense. "Just touching..." The Hunter said nonchalantly as he continued to fondle each of the Titan's antennae. "Always wondered what these things did..." ____________________________ "What happened?!" The Warlock asked, looking over the Titan's room window, avoiding the broken shards of glass. "JUST SHADDUP AND HELP ME!" The Hunter shouted, holding onto the edge of the window. [i]Outside[/i]. [b]So, there you have it. Never. Ever. [i]EVER[/i]. Touch the Titan's antennae. Real sensitive area. Oh yeah, and this is possibly my final intermission, because my sibs broke my newly brought console charger. I've basically given up. But, it's about time, am I right?[/b] [quote]Missed the previous Take? No worries: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/168458163 (Take 27) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150599228 (Snark's ☆.。.:*・°☆future☆.。.:*・°☆ Stories)[/quote] [quote][b]If you want to be kept up to date on my new Takes, just follow #gotclass! It's much, much, much easier than me trying to hunt you guys down.[/b][/quote] [b]Meet the Team... [I]Fire[/i]team[/b] [b]Warlock[/b] Awoken, Female Winter [b]Titan[/b] Exo, Male Spring [b]Hunter[/b] Human, Male Summer [B]GUEST GUARDIAN[/B] [b]Rush[/b] Human, Male Or Faaaaaaall... [spoiler]Sorry. Not sorry.[/spoiler] ____________________________ "WE SHOULD'VE BAILED!" The Hunter shouted at Rush, panicking as he and Rush ran from the bubble and it's ever decreasing distance between them. "How was I supposed to know this would happen?!" Rush protested, panting heavily. "Come on! Say I was right! I told you we shouldn't have left the cave!" The Hunter shouted smugly at Rush. "What?! NO." Rush said stubbornly. "Say it!" The Hunter continued to prod at Rush. "NO!" Rush snapped. "SAY IT OR I'LL TRIP YOU!" The Hunter snapped back. That made Rush freak out. "NO, DON'T." He said, flailing his hands. "Okay, you were right! You were right!" Rush admitted. "Are you happy now?!" "Yeah I--" The Hunter's smug attitude was short lived as the now tinted purple bubble overtook him. "GAH!" The Hunter screeched as the bubble consumed him. "Hunter!" Rush shouted, before the bubble took him in as well. "GAAAAAAAAA--" ____________________________ "AAAAAAAAH-- Oh, it wasn't as painful as I thought it would be..." Rush remarked, blinking inside of the bubble. "Where are we anyway?!" The Hunter exclaimed, squished right next to Rush. "Oh hey guys!" The Titan greeted, waving with a free hand as he continued to hold the Warlock. The bubble had stopped since the Guardians were crowded inside. The Hunter looked at the Titan, and the Warlock. Then back at the Titan. Then back at the Warlock. Then finally at the Titan. "What're you guys doing here?!" The Hunter exclaimed once again in surprise. "It's a long story." The Titan said. The Warlock started to stir, regaining consciousness. "Guh..." The Warlock murmured, shaking her head slowly as she sat up slowly. "Oh, hey. You're back!" The Titan said happily, letting go of the Warlock. "Yes. I am, thank you Titan..." She said, looking at the Titan. Then her attention was brought to Rush. "Ah, hello Rush." She greeted. Rush waved his hand in acknowledgement to her greeting. The Warlock looked at the Hunter next. "You went to go with Rush...?" The Warlock asked in slight confusion. "Yeah, yeah. I went to go see Rush..." The Hunter said, crossing his arms. "Ah, that was kind of you Hunter." The Warlock acknowledged, dipping her head once. "But... For what purpose?" She asked curiously. "Just to do something for the Vanguards... Until I got Rush wet, then we retired to a cave for a little bit. Did some stuff, now we're here." The Hunter explained, shrugging. The Warlock was a little speechless for a number of reasons. ____________________________ "So... We're stuck in here..." The Hunter muttered bitterly, still squished up against Rush. "What the heck are we gonna do?!" The Titan's body slumped as he thought for a moment, and abruptly perked up once he thought of an idea. "I know!" "What is it...?" Rush asked, grunting as he tried to make some room between he and the Hunter, with no avail. "We can siiiiiiing~!" The Titan proposed, talking in a sing-songy voice. Everyone else in the bubble groaned. "Please don't--" Rush pleaded. Singing was the [i]last[/i] thing Rush wanted to hear. But the Titan didn't listen. "Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo," the Titan began, "It might seem crazy, what I'm 'bout to say~!" "Can you not?!" The Hunter snapped, trying his hardest not to plunge his knife into something out of frustration. The Titan stopped, sighing. "Party pooper." The Titan said, crossing his arms stubbornly. Until he came up with another song. "Fine, fine. I got another one!" The Titan perked right up again, about to sing once more. "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down--" "[b]NO.[/b]" Everybody in the bubble immediately shouted at the Titan, which made him recoil. "Okay, okay! Fine!" The Titan tried to calm them down, slightly put off by the sudden reactions. "I got another one!" He said excitedly. "Titan... Please think about the song before you sing it..." The Warlock groaned, just about to take off her helmet to plug her ears with her fingers. The Titan nodded in acknowledgement. "I know, I know, I thought about it this time!" The Titan said confidently. Giving one final groan, the Warlock nodded, giving the Titan the okay. "Very well then..." She approved, nodding slowly. "Here goes..." The Titan said, taking a deep "breath". "HELLO WORLD, HERE'S A SONG THAT WE'RE SINGIN'. C'MON GET HAPPY~!" [quote]Take 29...SO FINE: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/169677643[/quote]

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