And counting...
It'll happen when you're AFK. When you unsuspectingly sit your character next to a ledge.
When you're smoking one off before the boss. When you've got a brown snake playing peek-a-boo in your butthole and you need to use the bathroom. When you get a papercut booboo and [i]really[/i] need a band aid.
[b]When you least expect it. I will waste my heavy ammo on your face.[/b]
[b]Edit:[/b] To my fellow Sword-Slayers, let the scrubs only know frustration, brothers and sisters!
[b]Edit 2:[/b] Forgot the edit in that "we're trending" bullcrap. Why do people even waste a line on that?
[spoiler]"We're trending!"
No shit, Stephen Hawking. Did your talking wheelchair figure that one out for ya?[/spoiler]
[b]Edit 3:[/b] So there are some who are saying they might boot me if I do that in a raid with them. I can respect that; some players have better things to do than have fun.
[spoiler]Chances are, though, you wouldn't be able to boot me cuz I wouldn't join a raid group with people so serious anyways (not hating, giving an honest statement here).[/spoiler]
[b]Edit 4:[/b] For those who also block the exotic chest...
Defend its loot, my comrades! May they never reach our pirate-booty...
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2 RepliesThis was at 36 the last time I saw this... I'm scared. Hold me!
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The number has risen, guardians. [b]BEWARE.[/b]
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Thanks for the laugh, edit 4 got me good
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Lol ive been killed by shoulder charge and raze lighter on jumping ships so many times
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6 RepliesIf someone's afk, fine knock them off. But if I'm trying to get through the jump puzzle and you Raze-lighter me off, you're kind of a -blam!-.
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2 RepliesIf you did this to me, I'd call the FBI and they'd do a drive-by of your house and gat your windows. You don't mess with me boi.
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Every time I see my friend equip the sword while doing the drop ships I circle around him, outsmarting him, eventually making him kill himself.
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6 RepliesIt was 36.
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4 RepliesI do it in cerebus vae III strike with the interceptors. I'm at a tally of 11 kills right now.
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Trolling puzzles is fun. Trolling afks is funny. As long as an encounter hasn't started I see no problem
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1 ReplyLol the third bump I agree with. People are way to serious in destiny, I just mess around sometimes and have fun, and then people hate it!
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The best part is pushing them in front of wall...dicks
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Just claimed two more guardians lol
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1 ReplyI like how the number keeps going up every time I browse the forums.
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1 ReplyIt was 34 yesterday...
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https://youtu.be/jrVrNdVF9dM VOG was fun for killing friends
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Gather Brothers...to unleash fiery uppercuts of death upon those who have their backs turned on a Tomb Ship.
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I started doing this back after the first couple weeks after launch I used slide tackle, melee, or my favorite that goes back to halo me and one buddy one on either side of the player and walk the unsuspecting victim off the edge
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3 RepliesI chalk kills on my sparrow
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2 RepliesI got kicked doing this on the ledge in normal while people were waiting for the ship I'd know I them off and make them miss the ship while they respawned
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3 RepliesOp made a Stephen Hawking joke...why you gotta bring him into this mess?
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1 ReplyPvp starts at the monster wall on the way to the exotic chest I protect it with my sword ;)
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During the jump phase with the spikes coming our I'm typically first or second to the top after grabbing the exotic chest, I wait and as people make the final jump get in their way so they fall back down. We all do it to each other adds about 10 min of laughter and cursing.
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5 RepliesI used to be able to do this with Solar Wind before Bungie stealth-patched it. It even worked on randoms in patrol. I've batted a few AFK patrollers off the nearest cliff before, bet they came back and wondered WTF happened lol
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After doing it countless times I learned I can't trust anybody after I do it the first time. I won't switch my weapons till the boss battles are triggered because of this.