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Edited by DaDestroyer81:
11/2/2015 5:23:27 PM
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Pinocchio's nose= your dick?
A tattoo of Pinocchio on your dick that way when you get an erection his nose gets longer. And you can decorate him with a little Pinocchio hat. Be in bed like hey bitch you ugly and then your dick gets hard cuz it's a lie...
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#Offtopic
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19 RepliesEdited by Spyglass: 11/2/2015 10:47:43 PM>be me >am confuse >is Halloween >no costume >make idea >put hat on dick >brilliant.exe >gets to first house >trick or treat n[i]i[/i]gga >hot lady is standing there >penis moves slightly >o.O >we both stare at it >she tries closing her door >gets caught in door >falls unconscious from pain >spaghettis all over her door >moms spaghetti >there's vomit on my sweater already >is hanging there with my dick in the door >fedora floats to the ground >rip
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9 inches actually. Bruises vagina
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1 ReplyGo ahead, try it! I want to laugh when it doesn't work the way you think it will.
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5 Repliessounds like a paradox... >Me:Baby.. long dong is long... >lying? >Pinocchioshlong grows >Now it's the truth.. >Pinocchioshlong doesn't know to shrink or grow.. >Black Hole destroys the world.
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2 RepliesI lost you at tattoo on your dick
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You're saying that people with big dicks are liars?
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Tattoo + gentals = pain
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2 Replies#givethismanacookie
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1 ReplyPinocchio's nose > your dick
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I've always wanted a tattoo of a slide going down my back, with little children sliding right into my anus.
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1 ReplyThis is amazing
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100 likes for OP and he does it!
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I get a boner when I lie?
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2 RepliesHow high [i]are[/i] you
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3 RepliesEdited by Loobo: 11/3/2015 5:29:29 PMDoes Pinocchio fap with his nose?
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1 ReplyWhat made you think of this?
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*slowest of claps*
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Now I want a Pinnocio tattoo on it.
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I always imagined an elephants trunk instead. It can grow longer and spew out water when it's happy
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2 Replies“Have you ever sailed across an ocean Donald? On a sail boat surrounded by sea with no land in sight. Without even the possibility of sighting land for days to come. To stand at the helm of your destiny. I want that, one more time. I want to be in the Piazza Del Campo in Sienna. To feel the surge as ten race horses go thundering by. I want another meal in Paris, at L’Ambroisie in the Place Des Vosges. I want another bottle of wine. And then another. I want the warmth of a woman in a cool set of sheets. One more night of Jazz at the Vanguard. I want to stand on summits and smoke cubans and feel the sun on my face for as long as I can. Walk on the wall again. Climb the tower. Ride the river. Stare at the frescoes. I want to sit in the garden and read one more good book. Most of all I want to sleep. I want to sleep like I slept when I was a boy. Give me that. Just one time. That’s why I won’t allow that punk out there to get the best of me. Let alone the last of me.”
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1 Reply10/10
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1 Reply
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Praise the shitpost
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1 Reply10/10
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Haha this post is so dumb, but yeah it's been done
