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What is the sluttiest thing a girl has said to you?

While talking on the phone with one, she randomly said: "I want to have your kid!", followed by orgasmic moans. What about the Flood?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Elite Mouse Have you ever thought she may have just been joking around with you? I don't understand why a girl is considered a slut if she does something remotely related to a sex­ual act, but a male can do the same thing and it doesn't matter.[/quote] It's the double standard.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] being2nosey I hope this silence was because she was unable to speak.[/quote] Gigidy.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Boss of OWNAGE Hello.[/quote]

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  • one girl said hello

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dirtyShisno 213 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sub Zer0stryker "Suck my balls please"[/quote]So.. a girl told you that?[/quote] Heh

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  • One girl got suspended from school for flashing people on a bus

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sub Zer0stryker "Suck my balls please"[/quote]So.. a girl told you that?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxFlipper77xX "Do me hard", followed by a series of moans and screeches. Uhh, more inappropriate things that I won't share. XD[/quote] I don't give a -blam!-! Do it!

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  • "Do me hard", followed by a series of moans and screeches. Uhh, more inappropriate things that I won't share. XD

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fail Sauce [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rite Behind U 18 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caronongan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fail Sauce This doesn't count as "saying" per say, but I was talking to my friend, and a random girl walked by and grabbed my ass.[/quote] Haha, we have one of those at my high school. I'm guessing she's wild, perky, blonde, and has big tatas?[/quote] Reminds me of this hot mexican chick at my school, only she grabbed my balls.[/quote] Unfortunately where I go 50% of the girls are mexicans. It's not unfortunate that they're mexicans. It's unfortunate they are morbidly obese.[/quote] Heh heh, that's almost every public school in the states of Oregon, Washington and California.

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  • Girl told me and i quote... I have a foot long dild-o :| my response....i like to play video games.... then she leaves.... :|

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fail Sauce [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CJ_Bark Uhh. This thread is very hot.[/quote] Oh yes, that reminds me. Last day of school, 2 girls commented on mah "sexy voice" several times. They were from the grade above. They told me it twice. Once as they passed me. The second time they yelled it out of their car as they were leaving. It was done in a joking fashion, but stil...[/quote] Lol I know what you mean this one girl in my class always complimented me on my "manly" voice and "manly" laugh

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rite Behind U 18 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caronongan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fail Sauce This doesn't count as "saying" per say, but I was talking to my friend, and a random girl walked by and grabbed my ass.[/quote] Haha, we have one of those at my high school. I'm guessing she's wild, perky, blonde, and has big tatas?[/quote] Reminds me of this hot mexican chick at my school, only she grabbed my balls.[/quote] ow and hawt

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rite Behind U 18 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caronongan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fail Sauce This doesn't count as "saying" per say, but I was talking to my friend, and a random girl walked by and grabbed my ass.[/quote] Haha, we have one of those at my high school. I'm guessing she's wild, perky, blonde, and has big tatas?[/quote] Reminds me of this hot mexican chick at my school, only she grabbed my balls.[/quote] Unfortunately where I go 50% of the girls are mexicans. It's not unfortunate that they're mexicans. It's unfortunate they are morbidly obese.

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  • It wasn't to me, but to my friend. My friend and I were looking at cars on his laptop just before class because he wanted to upgrade from is old rusty Jeep. And his ex girlfriend (who is a desperate, ugly, whore) was around. He saw a nice car that was within his budget and jokingly said, "I could sleep with that car!" And his ex walked by as he said it, so she said "Oh, I thought I would have been better than a car."

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caronongan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fail Sauce This doesn't count as "saying" per say, but I was talking to my friend, and a random girl walked by and grabbed my ass.[/quote] Haha, we have one of those at my high school. I'm guessing she's wild, perky, blonde, and has big tatas?[/quote] Reminds me of this hot mexican chick at my school, only she grabbed my balls.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Boss of OWNAGE Hello.[/quote]

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  • "I once had a dream that I..." you know what she said next. One time, my friend randomly asked this chick "Would you -blam!- [my name]?" and she was like "Hell yeah I'd -blam!- him" and looked at me funny.

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  • Hmm, I would rather not discuss this subject.... :P

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXGiveItAllXx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fatal_Coin_Vest [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] being2nosey Used to have a girlfriend 7 hours away. Saw her about once every month or so. Had lots of phone sex. I could write a book.[/quote]I couldn't. My hands were lost in an unfortunate mowing accident.[/quote] Wait a minute, THEN HOW IS HE POSTING?[/quote] With his legs, silly. All three of them.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pitking4975 I want your dick in my moputh, right now! This was followed by an awkward silence and me thinking WTF[/quote] I hope this silence was because she was unable to speak.

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  • I want your dick in my moputh, right now! This was followed by an awkward silence and me thinking WTF

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fail Sauce This doesn't count as "saying" per say, but I was talking to my friend, and a random girl walked by and grabbed my ass.[/quote] In 8th grade, I had cross country and one day before running we were stretching outside of the school and there was a basketball game going on a girl's basketball game and I didn't notice they were outside with us and when I bent over to touch my toes a chick came behind me and grabbed my butt. Lawl!

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  • GIGIDY!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rite Behind U 18 While talking on the phone with one, she randomly said: "I want to have your kid!", followed by orgasmic moans. What about the Flood?[/quote]In my experience, its not what she said, but what she did. [Edited on 08.05.2009 3:11 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fatal_Coin_Vest [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] being2nosey Used to have a girlfriend 7 hours away. Saw her about once every month or so. Had lots of phone sex. I could write a book.[/quote]I couldn't. My hands were lost in an unfortunate mowing accident.[/quote] Wait a minute, THEN HOW IS HE POSTING?

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