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Edited by irishfreak:
10/30/2015 9:08:17 AM
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IF YOU wear a mask in crucibal your a filthy Casual!
I see so many losers with light level 270 and under with shitty ass engrams on their heads. I mean you look so STUPID, and it just shows your a filthy casual who has a k/D of like .5. And it's sad because you actually try, and suck at it. Stop sucking. Get over it you suck and you just try to mask you shitty stats with a mask. Can't wait for trial when all these shit head scrubs can leave and I can destroy them in elimination.
I say we make a separate playlist for this casuals (under 1.6 KD) so us good players can have good games.
[spoiler]I know its bad satire I'm still trying to get better. I just knew alot of people don't read tags and, I got some people riled up.
Lol, I can't believe people are actually commenting on my bad KD and saying I suck. It's funny how people don't read. I love it.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyOh no looks like I have a lot of work to do.
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Overall a nice post about a guy trying to be funny while also trying to get attention he is desperate for. 2/10 is the score.
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Crucibal I think you mean Crucible.
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2 RepliesYou went with "Forum Bro" satire. Never do that. Idiotic, "fite me irl"arguments are much easier to see through when done as satire because when serious they already hug that line of insanity pretty tightly and there isn't room for joking past a certain point. Generally the best satire I've seen on these forums is when you take the time to carefully craft a coherent argument or statement, albeit one almost nobody would seriously agree with, and just slip in one little thing that gives it away as complete B.S.. Just making a long thing that doesn't have the giveaway or punchline and relying on the satire tag is also bad satire, it should be distinguishable by careful reading without the tag ideally but well-disguised so the folks who don't read won't catch it. Just some tips based on what satire seems to be successful and entertaining rather than just another "oh dear lord here we go" thread.
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And you just trying to mask. I think you mean you are just trying to mask. Also the masks give no buff to your stats at all they are purely cosmetic and actually lower light level.
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Wearing a mask and getting kills in crucible is part of a quest. Good job dumb ass.
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For this casuals. You mean for these casuals. Again what is wrong with that if they are casuals and they are easy, why are you complaining about them.
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Your a filthy casual. You mean you are a filthy casual. Also I do not understand what is wrong with playing the game casual it is what normal people do.
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People didn't need to read, they saw "retard" in the title.
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You don't know what satire is Please just never even attempt it again
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The hell is wrong with you? When did you stop having fun in life?
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3 RepliesWhy do people create satire posts? Is it for attention?
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There goes my .5 fun 😞
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Satire has to be coherent. This is not. Go on 4chan if you wanna be a stupid troll.
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I don't think this can even be called "satire"... please work on it.. this hurt my brain
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I wear the skull mask in crucible and im somehow destroying people. I think people fear the all powerful skull mask!
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This is not good satire material
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Saw the satire tag. Still wanted to tell you that your k/d is awful.
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1 ReplyYou're*
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Without us u wouldnt have a good kd lol
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they should have the Burger King mask in the game.
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3 RepliesI like when kids wear masks because it makes their face better targets haha
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#Satire. Can't you read?
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I thought satire was supposed to be humorous
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Edited by CROCOVOLPE: 10/30/2015 5:59:11 AMBad satire is bad [spoiler]and you should feel bad[/spoiler]
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Lol. People who wear traveler, oryx, skolas masks etc are stupid. I wear the speaker mask on my titan because it makes my hitbox considerably smaller due to most titan helmets being huge
