I would 1 shot him! :)
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-Let the bastard fret, I say. He earned that much.
[b]-Make him watch 2 girls 1 cup[/b]
-i would have locked him up in a room with some hungry grunts
[b]-Brutes during mating season.[/b]
-I would let the Flood kill him.
[b]-I would have kicked him off the edge while saying "This is HALO!!!!"[/b]
-Strap him to the back of the pelican.
[b]-Curb stomp[/b]
-T-bag to the death.
[b]-Choked him with the spiker he killed Miranda with.[/b]
-Splatter him with his own Lazer chair.
[b]-Put him in a room with Chuck Norris. [/b]
-kept him alive put him in a cage and let elites poke him till he DIES!!!!
[b]-Give him cigarettes and then wait 30 years.[/b]
-Take him to a Country Music Festival. If the music doesn't kill him, the stage will!
[b]-Put him in a garbadge truck and listen to his screams as the compressor does it's job...[/b]
-I would kill him with Kindness. Yes my magnum is named Kindness
[b]-id play the barney theme repeatingly forever until he dies of torture[/b]
-make him watch star trek the movie!
[b]-Elmo's World... 'nuff said.[/b]
-Shove a soda can down his throat. (diet)
[b]-I would've shown him a picture of himself.[/b]
-Give him those pills that people who are constipated or have trouble taking a piss take...
and then force feed him water.
And block his passagway.
[b]-I would have him Die by the Halo 3 lag[/b]
-Lock him in a room with Michael Myers , with an assortment of knives
[b]-I would lock him in a room with my girlfriend![/b]
-i would stuff him in an oven and cover him with cookie crumbs and bake him at 350 and then eat his cooked cookie flesh
[b]-make him eat a flood[/b]
-make him watch days of our lives for 5 days straight.
[b]-Put him in an airlock and open the door out into space so he can explode from depressurization. [/b]
-Just like the Joker would
[b]-i would him in a room with chuck norris[/b]
-pour maple syrup over him and then air drop him into canada (haha faxlord)
[b]-the gummy bear song[/b]
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-[b][i]*I would have thrown him out the smashed window. I mean, seriously. He deserves to have a bit of genuine fear before he dies. He's the Prophet of Truth, possibly one of the most manipulative, self-serving, and disregarding beings in the galaxy. He matches the Flood with his cunning, and matches them again with his distaste for lesser entities... and his overall disregard for the life of "lessers". Which are all, save for himself.*[/i][/b]
-Blendtec Blender. All you'd hear is Tom Dickson saying "Will it blend?" followed by Truth being blended into a fruit smoothie while screaming his guts out... literally.
Truth smoke... don't breathe this!
--I would have givin him a snickers bar to eat.
[Edited on 09.08.2009 2:06 PM PDT]
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Make him play MW2. He'd like it then ditch halo forever
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or see what he would do for a klondike bar!
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Mongoose Splatter!!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] crzysk8er I would have the koolaid man take him out.[/quote] O YAAAA
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Or... Give him a cookie, for being a good alien. :3
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ramen King Jake Tie him up. And put a klondike bar 3 inches out of reach.[/quote] I lol'd.
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Cryo Bomb him off the Ark's surface. So, while being frozen, he can float into space for all eternity. Technically he will die when the ice cracks, so all's good.
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I would have the koolaid man take him out.
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Tie him up. And put a klondike bar 3 inches out of reach.
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Make him watch Spiderman 3. Over and over again.
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I would have taken my mask off and breathed fire on him. (If anyone gets this you win.) [Edited on 10.23.2009 5:46 PM PDT]
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i would lock him in a room wit shishka and make him own him to death wit his fancy flame chest piece
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skorbian 1. Strap a Cookie to his face and let Cookie Monster do the rest. :D[/quote] ROFLOL
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1. Strap a Cookie to his face and let Cookie Monster do the rest. 2.Make him watch his own death in Halo 3 but with a Care Bear as the Arbiter !:D! 3.Instead of Brutes During Mating season, Care Bears During Humpin' season. :D
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make him watch sex in the city (shivers) [Edited on 10.01.2009 2:03 PM PDT]
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show him the end to halo 3 lol that would make him poop his pants!
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GIve him a pack of beer and a banshee.
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i have zero idea what your talking about [url]http://www.youtube.com/pizzafrogman[/url]
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One Word: WEEGEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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iv seen "will it Blend?" its kinda funny cuz they think its all legit all they do is blend magnets and -blam!- heh thy on utube
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I'd put him through a 48 hour loop of this:[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ[/url] Wait until that echoes all throughout your head.
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I'd play the Klondike bar song and asked him what'd he do for it. Then shove it down his throat and make him choke.
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id tie him to barney with him sing i love u and stuff put a time bomb on him and kicl him off the edge saying "THIS IS HALO!!!!" aND HAV A HUG PARTY [Edited on 09.30.2009 6:08 PM PDT]
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kick his ballz until it gets out by his mouth
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Stick a shotty up his rear and squeeze the trigger. Then, I would poop on him.
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I would make him get married... TO A WOMAN EVEN!!!