So if youve played destiny at all today when you go around to the vendors to collect candy eris gives you raisins...[i]Raisins[/i]... [b][u]RAISINS[/u][/b] Ive decided im assembling a team to egg her house this weekend. Requirements are as follows
Must have full dozen eggs 2 dozen is good but not needed
Must have eggcaller to maximize egging
Eggbreaker will also be good to have
Eggstalker is great so she wont be able to throw her rock at us
Must be pro MLB pitcher
We must take our revenge on her for her crimes against guardian kind
Msg: ErisCanEatMyRaisins27 For inv
TP is also welcome so we can show eris we want candy!
Edit: These egg jokes are so stupid but im laughing so hard
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I'll join once I get my exotic quest for the sword Raisin Lighter done.
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Shameless self bump
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I won't be available because I will be in the house on top of Eris.
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My eggs are only 309, will I get kicked?
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(Whispers) Does she even have a house?
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Raisinhorn with rasinpack rounds ot gtfo.
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Watch those raisins grant exotic engrams.
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But raisins are hella good. *smashes egg against forehead* Spare you the time.
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Inv 420 Titan I have 420 Eggerhorn Egg hammer And Eggbringer Also have Egg of Dawn with Weapons of eggs And TP grenades.
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I have the 320 eggzotic HARD BOILED And a 310 YOLK OF DEMISE I also have the year 3 helmet HOLLONDAISE
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Raisins not just raisins a tiny box of raisins she is so cheap.
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"What?...why?"
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I've got a 333 bond of eggcelence which causes yolks to go rancid and cause damage over time to target, can I join?
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Rate my egg basket to see if I'm ready to go I'll rate yours
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Im here with a plan We will use the power of the time conflux to send ourselves to the past, we will search a giant bird, steal his eggs and then we go "back to the future" and use our eg-ghorns against her house We shall make her pay..... raisins...my ghost is still crying
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Have elephant bird eggs
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Just rude
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I think what's left of her house is floating somewhere on Saturn's rings.
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Edited by HighFiveGAMER: 10/27/2015 1:58:30 AMNice, i'll load some eggs into my Black Spindle. The impact of the egg will be devastating. Can I come?
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I already did.
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But I wanted to bring TP and paper plates Q_Q
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Got a dozen century eggs and..... [spoiler]toilet paper[/spoiler]
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Loaded my old G-Horn with eggs. I am ready!
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I have an orange gun can I come?