There was this chick on our bus in highschool that was your typical fat ugly whiny bitch, who was yelling at just about everyone for no reason other than she probably had a tampon made of sand stuck between her legs. Me "Sit down and shut up bitch! No-one wants to hear you talk!" Her "What the -blam!- did you call me?!" Me "A bitch, what are you deaf?" Her "At least I know I'm a bitch!" Me "Super, do you want a -blam!-ing cookie and a sticker?! Now sit the -blam!- down!" She shut up until her stop came, when she got off I actually got some applause for it. One of my proudest moments on that bus!