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7/26/2009 6:15:00 AM
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Dirty Harry Potter Pick Up lines

like: I want to put your wand in my leaky cauldron and How about i'll be the seeker so i can get your snitch will post winners KustomChocolate:Ill drive my wand right into your goblet of fire if you eat my chocolate frog This thread goes alone well with my other thread about Dirty Harry potter names [Edited on 07.25.2009 10:23 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defnop552 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StarClanCats [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defnop552 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StarClanCats [url=http://cdn.screenjunkies.com/www/sites/default/files/harry_potter_sad_nerd.jpg][i]Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?[/i][/quote][/url][/quote] And this linky pertains to me how?[/quote] I just though it would be something that that guy would say.[/quote] Ah, I see. I have another one! [I]I just drank some Felix Felicis, because I thought I might get lucky tonight.[/i] Zing!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StarClanCats [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defnop552 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StarClanCats [url=http://cdn.screenjunkies.com/www/sites/default/files/harry_potter_sad_nerd.jpg][i]Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?[/i][/quote][/url][/quote] And this linky pertains to me how?[/quote] I just though it would be something that that guy would say.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defnop552 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StarClanCats [url=http://cdn.screenjunkies.com/www/sites/default/files/harry_potter_sad_nerd.jpg][i]Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?[/i][/quote][/url][/quote] And this linky pertains to me how?

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  • Well Hagrid, how about you, Fang and I play some quiddick?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StarClanCats [url=http://cdn.screenjunkies.com/www/sites/default/files/harry_potter_sad_nerd.jpg][i]Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?[/i][/quote][/url] Wanna watch Muggle on Muggle action?

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  • Gah, I hate it when I'm the last post before a new page. Must I re-post? Yes, I must. My original statement of funny-ness: [i]Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?[/i] [Edited on 07.25.2009 11:37 PM PDT]

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  • Remember to use a latex shield charm before entering the Chamber of Secrets!

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  • My wand just died, is it ok if I bury it in your ass?

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  • Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxFlipper77xX Protect your wand when entering her chamber of secrets XD.[/quote] This is more like advise than a pickup line, but I got a good lol from it. Nice one.

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  • [i]Trust me, your mom won't see us if we put on the cloak of invisibility...[/i]

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  • Hey baby im not wearing anything under my invisible cloak. You want to feel my how hard my sorcerers stone is?

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  • Did you cast a spell on me, or am I just [i]really[/i] horny today?

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  • Your rising [i]my[/i] Half-Blood Prince.

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  • Lets see how long you can take a womping willow.

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  • [i]Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.[/i] [i]I've been whomping my willow thinking about you. [b]{Edit}[/b] Do you think you could take on a mountain troll in the bathroom like Hermione did? Would you be ready in five minutes? [b]{Edit 2}[/b]Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.[/i] [Edited on 07.25.2009 10:52 PM PDT]

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  • "Harry, pull out your wand"

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  • Hermionie! Luna! You got less ugly!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Paal Fredrik Dumbledoor: Harry, that wand is the most powerful wand in the History of man, use it on Hermione to heal her! [/quote] meh it had potential

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  • Dumbledoor: Harry, that wand is the most powerful wand in the History of man, use it on Hermione to heal her!

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  • Wanna take a ride on my flying broomstick?

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  • Basilisk and chamber of secrets. You know what I mean.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PJBUCK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A10S [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PJBUCK i think the pope has sent you on a cusade friend[/quote] While thank-you you have posted nothing on my threads but positive comments to me[/quote] you and i can be good friends[/quote] *backs away slowly* whoa i only bat for team "a" lol jk

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  • Ill drive my broom right into your goblet of fire if you eat my chocolate frog not really a pick up line [Edited on 07.25.2009 10:23 PM PDT]

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  • I want your wand in my Hogwarts?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A10S [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PJBUCK i think the pope has sent you on a cusade friend[/quote] While thank-you you have posted nothing on my threads but positive comments to me[/quote] you and i can be good friends

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