[quote] "Rate me!!!" "Follow me!!!" "Join muh clan!!!" (Go to #recruitment you scrub) "Who's your favorite users" "Which users would you [insert verb]" "Which users do you hate?" "[insert user name] [insert negative/positive predicate]" (seriously just PM the user) "Top 5 users of all time" "I have a vagina lol love me" "[uninteresting occurrence] AMA" "Lol I'm sad gunna kill myself try to stop me" "My [family member/pet/friend] died gimme all your sympathies" "[insert religion/belief/world view] is wrong bcuz [insert different religion/belief/world view] is right" "Religion wrong science right, me smart" "Science wrong religion right, me holier-than-though, you pseudo-intellectual" "[insert controversial topic] is wrong bcuz [opposing side] is right" [spoiler]I'm not saying intellectual debate is not quality discussion, but it is evident that it's simply next to impossible on this forum, unless in small groups, or if the OP has put thought behind his/her post, and the users in the replies to the same.[/spoiler] "*[verb] you*" "Lenny Lenny Lenny lenny..." "Why was I banned?! I am underserving!!! [spoiler][insert ninja username] should be demoted!!" (You were deserving, don't act coy. The ninja's actions are justified. If you really don't believe so, PM one, or read the part of the CoC that clearly states "You have [b][i][u]no[/u][/i][/b] rights. Play nice."[/spoiler][/quote]