>i was 12 and playing pokemon platinum
>its the middle of summer and its really hot out, so im wearing only my underwear
>im climbing up Mt.Coronet
>i get an item
>its called the black flute
>i dont know what im supposed to use it for
>so i look it up
>one of the search results is "Blonde chick knows how to blow black ones"
>oh cool its a video tutorial
>i click it
>its porn
>i didnt know what porn was though
>I hadnt even taken a sex ed class before, i still refered to my penis as a pee-pee and didnt know what a vagina was.
>also im trying to figure out why this guys pee-pee doesnt have a pink tip
>suddenly my pee-pee gets hard
>i pull of my underwear to look at it
>you know what happens next
>my mom walks in
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING ANON!?"
>"im looking at a video walkthrough for pokemon"
>mfw i realize i have my underwear around my knees
>mfw my cock is rock hard
>mfw i never actually did find out what the black flute does in pokemon platinum
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Ik its copied, but it reduces the likelihood of wild Pokemon