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Edited by Cool Pretzel: 10/21/2015 9:25:33 PM
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>be me

>i was 12 and playing pokemon platinum >its the middle of summer and its really hot out, so im wearing only my underwear >im climbing up Mt.Coronet >i get an item >its called the black flute >i dont know what im supposed to use it for >so i look it up >one of the search results is "Blonde chick knows how to blow black ones" >oh cool its a video tutorial >i click it >its porn >i didnt know what porn was though >I hadnt even taken a sex ed class before, i still refered to my penis as a pee-pee and didnt know what a vagina was. >also im trying to figure out why this guys pee-pee doesnt have a pink tip >suddenly my pee-pee gets hard >i pull of my underwear to look at it >you know what happens next >my mom walks in >"WHAT ARE YOU DOING ANON!?" >"im looking at a video walkthrough for pokemon" >mfw i realize i have my underwear around my knees >mfw my cock is rock hard >mfw i never actually did find out what the black flute does in pokemon platinum

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