Be invisible but only when you have to poop or fart Always have a witty comeback ready Instantly turn hot drinks to a drinkable temp. Being able to pee in the shower The ability to talk to animals so that they understand you but you can't understand them Changing the scent of your farts at will Being able to pull up and fasten your pants after pooping without using hands. (Not telekenisis. Strictly pants/underwear and strictly after pooping) Being able to do the Lenny face IRL. Changing your hair color at will but its a slow process over the course of 8-10 business days.