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10/22/2015 9:04:02 PM
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Teach A Newfoman The Way: What Threads Should Be Punishable By Death?

As I am newer to Offtopic, please, teach me the way. What should I not post and or avoid to stay cancer free?

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  • Edited by The Cellar Door: 10/23/2015 6:24:05 AM
    [quote] "Rate me!!!" "Follow me!!!" "Join muh clan!!!" (Go to #recruitment you scrub) "Who's your favorite users" "Which users would you [insert verb]" "Which users do you hate?" "[insert user name] [insert negative/positive predicate]" (seriously just PM the user) "Top 5 users of all time" "I have a vagina lol love me" "[uninteresting occurrence] AMA" "Lol I'm sad gunna kill myself try to stop me" "My [family member/pet/friend] died gimme all your sympathies" "[insert religion/belief/world view] is wrong bcuz [insert different religion/belief/world view] is right" "Religion wrong science right, me smart" "Science wrong religion right, me holier-than-though, you pseudo-intellectual" "[insert controversial topic] is wrong bcuz [opposing side] is right" [spoiler]I'm not saying intellectual debate is not quality discussion, but it is evident that it's simply next to impossible on this forum, unless in small groups, or if the OP has put thought behind his/her post, and the users in the replies to the same.[/spoiler] "*[verb] you*" "Lenny Lenny Lenny lenny..." "Why was I banned?! I am underserving!!! [spoiler][insert ninja username] should be demoted!!" (You were deserving, don't act coy. The ninja's actions are justified. If you really don't believe so, PM one, or read the part of the CoC that clearly states "You have [b][i][u]no[/u][/i][/b] rights. Play nice."[/spoiler][/quote]

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    • I think the best way to avoid any kind of unwanted attention is to never make your own threads.

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    • Just leave now. Any further contact with off topic will give you AIDS. feedback will give you Super Cancerous AIDS.

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      • Don't post anything Destiny related and you're fine

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      • RP in a nutshell... Casual... [quote]K then let's fight [b]after the fight is done[/b] ERMHAGARD U GAWD MADDED!!![/quote] Lord based [quote]K I'm a Mandalorian bounty hunter with a crude light sabre I only use in certain situations [i]BOUNTY HUNYER WIT LIGHT SABRE, DATS NOT APPART OF THE LORE[/i] but only in... [i]NO BUTS, UR MUTED AND REPORTED HDGGSHBSBVHSJ!!!![/i][/quote] And with classic cringe [quote][i]tharlhok shadow blade was crotas girlfriend before his killing And her mother was best friends with oryx[/i] [u]cool story m8[/u] [i]she also has a pet thrall[/i] [b]cringes uncontrollably[/b] That's it I'm done[/quote]

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        • When you don't construct additional Pylons!

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        • Shitpost and avoid debate unless you're an avid intellectual who can stand walls of text. B8 is fine, so long as it's quality b8. Avoid uncensored cursing and steer clear from feminists. If you get banned, don't be afraid. Give it a month and you'll be back in action. Above all else acquaint yourself with our lord and savior: [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]

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          • Destiny and shitposts

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