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10/20/2015 11:00:34 PM
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Oryx vs Chuck Norris
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Crota should have named the bridge in Crotas End, "Chuck Norris" No one crosses Chuck Norris!
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1 ReplyChuck Norris's sparrow doesn't make him move faster, it makes the world spin faster while he floats in place
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Skolas doesn't give Chuck Norris Devouring Essence, Chuck Norris gives it to Skolas
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When Chuck Norris fights Atheon, he doesn't go get the relic out of the portal, the relic comes out of the portal to get Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't carry the relic, the relic follows him
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Crota got his idea for Crota's Presence from Chuck Norris
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Superman wears chuck norris pj's
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Chuck Norris has a g-horn that's at year 2 level and was buffed when the nerf hit.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris is to busy playing Fallout 4
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Chuk norris was born the day before hitler died :-/
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13 RepliesEdited by Gooch_McGrundle: 11/3/2015 5:43:37 PMChuck Norris "took" the Taken King. He's Chuck Noryx now. God help us all. [spoiler]btw guys, chuck Norris is like 80 now....[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesChuck Noris doesn't swim, water just wants to be around him Chuck Noris attacks sharks when he smells them bleed
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2 RepliesChuck Norris gets exotics from green engrams.
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1 Replychuck norris has never got a weisel error
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1 ReplyI'm betting on BUMGIE nerfing Norris. Then making him grind and grind and grind till he hits 320 light. Then they will decide that light is not good and take it away from him .then make him grind and grind and grind. For the possibility of getting to 5,000,000 sharts. And wash rinse repeat! So really only option is Bumgie wins.
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1 ReplyAccording to science, Chuck Norris can roundhouse you yesterday! The Big Bang's energy when happening was equivalent to one CNRK:One Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris doesn't do push up's, he pushes the earth down!
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1 ReplyI would win
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11 RepliesChuck Norris has a bear skin rug in his room...it's not dead, it's just too afraid to move.
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Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick makes Hammer of Sol look like flaming pillows
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1 ReplyChuck Noris will roundhouse kick Oryx https://www.pinterest.com/pin/51861833179416193
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6 RepliesChuck Norris could kill oryx with his beard. Without moving. While watching porn
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You don't fu(k with Chuck
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Edited by iPatrikolby: 11/9/2015 10:26:09 PMOryx is Chuck Norris. Mind blown. Edit: that should read Chuck Norris is Oryx.
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If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken and feels like chicken, and chuck Norris tells you it's beef. It's beef.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris' calendar goes from March 31s straight to April 2nd. NOBODY fools Chuck Norris.
