Must have beaten the raid on normal mode 1000 times on each character Must have 320 light from the get go, no exceptions. Must have 5000 hours of play time. Must have been in the beta, we know you're a scrub if you never did. Must already have downloaded the next expansion already and beaten that raid. Must have the ability to slot 3 exotic weapons and 10 exotic armor slots at the same time. Must have grown an extra toe on each foot for extra balance. Must have a schlong greater than 12 inches un-erect. Must have a sibling who was sacrificed to satan in a blood ritual. Must be a billionaire. Must have had a three way with Chuck Norris and the most interesting man in the world (Dos Equis guy for all of those that have lived under a rock for the past 5 years). Must have been on the Navy Seals team that killed Osama Bin Laden. Must have actually met Bruce Wayne and what really happened to him after The Dark Knight Rises. Must NOT have whip nae nae'd....ever. [spoiler]But the most important is please know how to f*cking jump and know wtf counter clockwise means.[/spoiler]